This must be a (bad) joke but I’m going to take it seriously for a minute.

I have a friend that lives in Holden and I never see them because it’s very difficult to get to. Perhaps if I lived in Worcester it would be easier but there’s no bus service in Holden I wouldn’t be biking on those narrow hilly roads in the winter.

Moving to a place where your children cannot get around on their own, especially when they have voiced their concerns which you are ignoring, is simply child abuse. In a few years you’ll be complaining that your child has disowned you and you can’t see why.