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NoHopeOnlyDeath t1_ir9cy5b wrote

Good. I fully support Alex Jones doing any and all weird shit that will make his punishment worse.

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Screaming_brain t1_ir8yuxf wrote

Well now you will be in Waterbury lockup dickhead. You were under court orders, the judge has officially had enough. She can and probably will issue a bench warrant for your arrest.

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HerAirness t1_ir9rtbs wrote

The thought of him in Waterbury lock up 🤗😂

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QueenOfQuok t1_ira3ymr wrote

Worst punishment imaginable: stuck in Waterbury

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auntiemaury t1_ircuhdf wrote

The only reason I'd be happy to drive thru Waterbury would be to pass the jail and wave

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StickiStickman t1_ircqcyx wrote

In what world are you living in? Do you have any idea how any of this works?

Absolutely nothing is going to happen.

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rwilcox t1_ir9mqmh wrote

Oh, he didn’t just say it, he declared it.

Fair enough then

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MTGBruhs t1_ir9zpdd wrote

He might have to 'declare' something else soon also lmao

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bent_peepee t1_ir9rqr6 wrote

seems like fleeing on a private jet is something someone bankrupt would do

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Seniortomox t1_ira1t3f wrote

Bro is tired of dealing with the fall out from his dumbass comments.

Imagine how tired the parents of murdered children were when his lowlife fans wouldn’t stop harassing them about being “crisis actors” and that their children weren’t murdered.

Alex Jones can get fucked. He should be apologizing for his comments for the rest of his shit life.

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Gatecreeper88 t1_ir9x4pk wrote

Should ask trump if he can pardon him just by thinking it

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UltraRunnin t1_ir9piyc wrote

Good, it’s about time he get treated the way he deserves acting like a baby. We all know this a ploy to rile up his base, but let’s hope it just ends up with him rotting in a jail somewhere.

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himewaridesu t1_ir9o555 wrote

Lmaooooo time for some prison walls. You can’t just “boycott”, fool.

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NostraVoluntasUnita t1_ira2vwc wrote

Judge should issue a statement that any driver or pilot who helps is Aiding and Abetting since hes under orders to appear. Would love to see the panic on his face when nobody will come within 10ft of him.

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QueenOfQuok t1_ira423l wrote

So now the judge can, in all honestly, declare the man a flight risk

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YETI6992 t1_ir9u80g wrote

shouts to room “I…deCLARE….BANKRUPTCY!!!”

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Lyn1987 t1_iragaaw wrote

>“He’s boycotting these proceedings because he feels he’s on the horns of a trilemma. If he testifies in under the court’s orders, he’ll be committing perjury. If he violates the court’s orders, it’s criminal contempt. If he takes the Fifth, he gets an adverse inference,” Pattis said.

When your own lawyer admits that you intend to lie under oath

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Old-Bedroom8464 t1_irax98w wrote

"Alex, I'll take 'Ways your trial is going to turn out' for $500"

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bdy435 t1_iraxv1a wrote

Cowardly Lyin'

the word chickenshit might fit there too.

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Doctor-Stoppage t1_iramvkf wrote

I bet he killed those kids in Thailand too. Evil bastard

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