There's a guy in Worcester mass who used to have a hot sauce store called Dr. Gonzos uncommon condiments and he made unbelievable beef jerky. The store went under like 15 years ago, but he still makes a lot of his stuff and sells it as a side hustle. I tracked him down for some havanero chocolate chip cookies like 10 years ago but haven't looked for him since.

Is this a wild goose chase? An adventure of a lifetime? Completely bullshit story?

Decide if you want to try to find out....