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AvogadrosMoleSauce t1_ivkcdnd wrote

I've been digging holes and pouring oil in them all around the state, like a squirrel.

A squirrel who doesn't have nuts.

Just oil.

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buried_lede OP t1_ivkg6rc wrote

Haha. Maybe they will ration, I don’t know, but the panic buying -I’ll have to save up some milk jugs I guess. Convert the well and septic

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buried_lede OP t1_ivkgne6 wrote

Someone in Darien will discover an oil well in their back yard like the Beverly Hillbillies, and save us

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