The climate is too hot and humid, and its prone to really bad hurricanes. Also, it's become a hotspot for right wing and Evangelical crazies, and it's got a complete monster as its governor, DeSantis.

Google “Florida man” plus literally any calendar date (starting w your birthday) and you’ll get the amuse-bouche of Florida’s awfulness. It’s literally nothing but gators, assorted methheads, right-wing loonies, and extremely drunk senior citizens.

Suburban hell. You have to get on a mini highway for practically every trip, and the single family sprawl is depressing.

imagine living in a liminal space. that’s the only way i could explain my experience living there.