Submitted by Dark-_-Memer t3_11dlcap in Connecticut
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Warpedme t1_ja9t17n wrote
I just helped my neighbor fix his snowblower and it's now working perfectly. We're getting flurries at best.
Don't piss me off though, I can turn this fucker into a blizzard by simply putting away my shovels.
red_fox_zen t1_ja9zpeu wrote
🤣🤣🤣☠️
Artemisglory t1_jaa1hik wrote
It's really all my fault. I bought my very first snow blower at the end of the season last year. It's still in it's packaging 😩
Ambartenen t1_jaa6v7r wrote
I sold mine for 1/2 waht I paid for it 6 days ago :(
Artemisglory t1_jaa7kws wrote
Ohh nooo!!! I guess you balance out the situation and we might get a coating then lol
mikel124 t1_jaa2upi wrote
Lol. I’m sorta in the same boat, mine at least is out of the box.
Artemisglory t1_jaa35ao wrote
Ah so you're more prepared than I am. That definitely means a bust then 😒
mikel124 t1_jaa3e9k wrote
I’ll go fill it up just to remove any doubts it will be all rain.
Artemisglory t1_jaa5yzu wrote
🤣🤣🤣
djln491 t1_jaagxqx wrote
I’m traveling Fri and Sat. That end of week storm is def a hit
davidjl01 t1_ja9ef34 wrote
I’ll believe it when I see it
rewarmm t1_jaacoe7 wrote
the realest thing you can say as a CT resident
Kachow095 t1_jaaqpq0 wrote
the realest thing you can say as a Jets fan
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Chengweiyingji t1_jab9vi0 wrote
the realest thing you can say as an islanders fan too
Ggundam98 t1_jacmjjx wrote
The realest thing you can say as a Knicks fan
JR32OFFICIAL t1_jac28nn wrote
Welp guess you seen it 😂
STRlDUR t1_jacg113 wrote
believing it now
kryonik t1_ja9qryn wrote
Fresh fallen snow for about 30 minutes: 👍
The next three weeks of brown and black frozen sludge everywhere: 👎
Current-Photo2857 t1_jaa0g6y wrote
This time of year? It will all melt on Thursday when it’s 55, just in time for the 5-8 inches Friday night.
Codacus t1_jaalz46 wrote
Sounds like my kind of Friday night 🤤
LazyUpvote88 t1_ja9u266 wrote
The bottom of my car is already caked in salt from the half inch dusting we got the other day. Let the rust begin!
MoooooveOva t1_jaavdt2 wrote
Undercarriage wash then apply fluid film outside and inside all frames and subframe components
LazyUpvote88 t1_jabd2vk wrote
How/where do I wash my under carriage?
That almost sounds sexual.
ChiefInternetSurfer t1_jacg9pu wrote
Most car washes offer an undercarriage wash and protective spray.
gjk14 t1_jaaycjb wrote
Country Club wants us in for work tomorrow… we’ll see.. Baking bread and chicken soup sounds more productive. Or tongue with a fine Chianti…. 😏
DarkLamont t1_ja9bn5l wrote
Are they legalizing that too?
yerunclejamba t1_ja9h8p8 wrote
Username checks out
EscapeFromTexas t1_ja9otcx wrote
yes but it's going to go by the name "bepsi" to protect the kids, sold in 3 stores statewide, and be basically made of cornstarch.
Bruins125 t1_ja9cmtc wrote
I'm hoping it somehow stays cold for 2 weeks to kill off the ticks, so bring on the snow
LazyUpvote88 t1_ja9tuuy wrote
Are you saying that if it’s below freezing for 2 consecutive weeks the ticks die? Is that true?
Bruins125 t1_ja9urnz wrote
Unfortunately I was wrong with my assumption. However, temperature fluctuation can kill ticks so bring on the 50 degree days afterwards followed by another arctic blast.
1Enthusiast t1_jaa24rq wrote
So you’re saying theres a chance 🤞🏻
LazyUpvote88 t1_ja9y6xo wrote
Anecdotally they seem to stay away when it’s cold outside.
MASSIVEGRUNDEL t1_jaaky77 wrote
That cold snap we had last February seemed to do a number on the ticks this past year
DaWeedMan12 t1_ja9jjmy wrote
Yo, yo, yo, what up my snow-loving homies? It's ya boy DaWeedMan12 in the hizzouse, reporting from the snowmageddon that's about to hit our ends! Now let me tell you, I am beyond excited for this snow. Now, I know what you're thinking, "DaWeedMan12, why you so excited for this snow? It's just gonna make everything cold and wet." But listen up, fam, there's more to snow than just frozen water droplets. Not only is it a great excuse to bust out my sick snowboarding skills, but it's also a great way to practice my shoveling technique for when I become a pro gardener. Plus, snow is just so white and pure, like me after a fresh waxing.
First of all, snow is like the world's biggest blanket, covering everything up and making it all cozy. And secondly, it's like nature's own ice cream, you can scoop it up and eat it whenever you want. Plus, it's white, so it's gotta be good for your teeth, innit?
But here's the thing, I heard that some of da CT residents is trying to control the snow, man! They wanna make it illegal to play in it, to touch it, to even look at it! And you know why? It's because they're scared of us, the snow-loving rebels, the ones who refuse to conform to their rules and regulations. But we won't let them silence us, we will fight for our right to snowball fights and snow angels! Who's with me?!
So don't be a hater, get out there and enjoy the snow like it's your own personal winter wonderland. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, just hit them with a snowball and tell them DaWeedMan12 sent you.
pittiedaddy t1_ja9e4zx wrote
Meh. I just wish I wasn't dealing with a headcold. Clearing snow while sick suuuuucks.
rp3821 t1_jaa8zv6 wrote
Have you considered drinking honey ginger lemon tea? Always helps me bounce back from the cold.
pittiedaddy t1_jaaa7ya wrote
I usually do, but unfortunately forgot to get lemon and honey. I have some ginger turmeric tea that's really good though. 👍
rp3821 t1_jaaamzz wrote
Snow ain't falling yet, I'd high tail it to the store! The investment today will make tomorrow... more tolerable. Ginger turmeric tea hits the spot though, too. Hope you feel better!
pittiedaddy t1_jaab41r wrote
Thank you!
yankeeinparadise t1_jaaikc9 wrote
From Trader Joe's? That's my daily cup if so!
pittiedaddy t1_jaaj7ab wrote
That's the one!
yankeeinparadise t1_jaajfk9 wrote
I add a bag of English breakfast because the ginger turmeric is decaf. I refill my mug about 8 times, it's mainly hot water by the end of the day. Quite comforting though!
TankGirlwrx t1_jaaw970 wrote
This is my go-to and so far has knocked anything out as soon as I felt symptoms. Ginger juice in hot water (rather than powdered ginger in a tea bag) plus honey and lemon if I have it. Ginger is magic I swear
Dirt_Bike_Zero t1_ja9w7un wrote
Of all days to have a colonoscopy scheduled, it had to be tomorrow. FML.
yankeeinparadise t1_jaaiqvz wrote
Prep sucks, but once you're under it's the best nap.
Dirt_Bike_Zero t1_jaajfbs wrote
Thanks. It's going OK. Hoping I can get onto the local hill Friday night.
highway_to_heck420 t1_jaa2suo wrote
Well. I love snow. But I have to drive to and from work in it so I’m not as excited. But my company really cares about my safety, they told me in an email today.
Repulsive_Town6916 t1_jaa9top wrote
I'm lucky my job goes with whatever the local schools district go. So we are closed and no work from home.
dreemurthememer t1_jaawfz7 wrote
My job doesn’t necessarily ”close” during inclement weather (unless it’s really bad, I assume), but they’ve got no problem with me taking PTO on snowy days so I’m gonna take as much advantage of that as I can.
Man I am so glad to be out of foodservice.
TellTaleTank t1_jacd9r6 wrote
My wife and I work for the same place, she's been there longer. I was told to stay home. She was told to come in. Tf?
3000thusernametry t1_ja9rjlr wrote
Happy for my dog. Sad for me.
liquidprotein t1_ja9cuj1 wrote
Fuck the snow
Haydechs t1_ja9db4j wrote
You do you, just make sure it’s out of view of the neighbors I guess
strong_heart27 t1_ja9jxl5 wrote
😂
liquidprotein t1_ja9fckz wrote
It's odd how offended people here get if you state your dislike of winter weather.
WhaleyWino235 t1_ja9g2bw wrote
I don’t think they got offended.
Slightlyitchysocks t1_ja9g6pp wrote
I thought you liked the snow quite alot
Bruins125 t1_ja9ivdt wrote
r/whoosh
CatsNSquirrels t1_ja9q18y wrote
I think you missed the punchline...
liquidprotein t1_jab6yg5 wrote
I don't think I did.....
djln491 t1_jaai8lz wrote
I’m out of town but my wife said she’s getting 8” tonight.
Ghost_Fae_ t1_jaaskwk wrote
I actually just laughed so hard I farted. I wish I had an award to give you 💀🤣
Onefortwo t1_ja9j6wx wrote
Took the day to play outside with my kid. Been promising her snow for months now!
PeloquinsHunger t1_ja9vme3 wrote
Not now. I'm really not in the fucking mood.
Joggingmusic t1_jaaj413 wrote
Not even to fuck the snow like that other guy?
PeloquinsHunger t1_jaap37g wrote
Mama didn't raise no snow fucker.
torbar203 t1_ja9w6nw wrote
Back before work realized everyone can work remotely, yes because we'd get a day off.
Now, nope.
Dark-_-Memer OP t1_ja9aeyu wrote
Better get them shovels ready!
LoveIsLove75 t1_ja9djcx wrote
Nope. Would rather not deal with shoveling tomorrow morning.
Ghost_Fae_ t1_ja9md8n wrote
A snow day for my birthday which otherwise would’ve been insanely busy with work and school is a win for me!
worm_on_acropolis t1_jaarue6 wrote
Happy birthday!
zenlittleplatypus t1_jaarwhu wrote
Happy Birthday early!
phunky_1 t1_jaa14x6 wrote
Snow is not as exciting with telework.
Between cellular hotspots and having a generator there is no excuse to not work due to a storm anymore.
It would be more exciting for it to be a real snow day.
Now I just get to work all day with loud kids in the background then spend the whole evening clearing the driveway and walks.
DarthArtero t1_ja9lzx7 wrote
We’ll see. Everyone I work with is acting like it’s gonna be a blow out blizzard
CTNotPC t1_ja9t8y8 wrote
Mixed feelings. I have been teased too much with nice temps and sunny days.
mylastdream15 t1_ja9eeuq wrote
Yeah, this is a pass for me. Was hoping we might miraculously have a winter without any notable storms. Not looking forward to shoveling what will likely be very wet heavy snow.
SamuraiPanda19 t1_jaa0bg9 wrote
Pumped. Hoping for closer to the 8 inches
AlignmentWhisperer t1_ja9n1im wrote
The forecast for my area is saying it's going to be just above freezing all night, so I am expecting to wake up to an inch of slush :(
Dark-_-Memer OP t1_ja9n4tu wrote
Where?
AlignmentWhisperer t1_ja9xcsb wrote
Bridgeport.
2PlenTiful4U t1_ja9wnas wrote
Uber excited! Hopefully this sub will stfu about not getting snow.
simplsurvival t1_ja9x43z wrote
Jokes on you they'll complain there's too much snow and "everyone sucks at driving except for me"
jez1364 t1_jaabtp8 wrote
Expect a lot. My kiddos did quite a snow dance today!
strippersandcocaine t1_jaaviui wrote
I’m so excited to play in the snow with the kids tomorrow
jez1364 t1_jacxvb4 wrote
Enjoy it! We got 5 inches. Already had our first shoveling and sledding trip!
HockeyandTrauma t1_ja9gd0u wrote
Hell yeah
Little-ears t1_ja9k9mw wrote
BRING IT ON!
Inevitable_Spirit451 t1_ja9p7g2 wrote
This is New England, ready for anything!
simplsurvival t1_ja9wsia wrote
Meeeee! And yes, I have to shovel it
rovinja t1_jaa43ub wrote
Snow that falls and doesn’t stick >>>> snow that falls and sticks to the ground and accumulates
YS15118 t1_jaa4xya wrote
No fuck you, this means I need to shovel and hurt my whole body in the process
SnooRevelations6632 t1_jaa7f8i wrote
I’m only excited if it cancels work
Kingdavid100 t1_jaaa3b6 wrote
Every time it snows, it costs me $100 to have the road cleared. So not too happy
redcapmilk t1_jaagy8n wrote
A friend of mine has been excited to plan a " welcome spring!" party. This is the entire reason that it got cold and snowy.
Hokage_Btw_ t1_jabdyug wrote
Im calling outta work either way
Mobile-Animal-649 t1_ja9gc1e wrote
Bring it on!
themighty351 t1_ja9nqv0 wrote
I jinxed it...it's rain
blade-runner9 t1_ja9q3kc wrote
False alarm all rain now
Commercial-Sector757 t1_ja9sou6 wrote
Let’s just wait and see
jackmclrtz t1_ja9sqjr wrote
Remind me again what that is...?
Chemical_Ad7629 t1_ja9vm9d wrote
waiting in line for gas
We’ll see.
gregra193 t1_jaa2jkz wrote
Just picked up some snowblower gas and added Sta-Bil. Power banks and battery backups for modem/router are ready to go. I hope we get more snow than projected!
Hopeann t1_jaa3ihq wrote
F off with your snow.
wherehaveubeen t1_jaa4cz3 wrote
My blower won’t start ☹️ it never starts when I need it to. I always shovel even though it’s sitting there.
Bigbird_Elephant t1_jaa56nd wrote
Meteorology is the only job where you can be wrong 80% of the time and be considered the best
OpelSmith t1_jaa7d8g wrote
most people would probably cry and shit themselves if they had to take meteorology in college
DicmoVolant t1_jaai5xh wrote
I’ll be sleeping out in it tonight in my canvas tent.
strippersandcocaine t1_jaavtme wrote
Didn’t even have to check your to profile to know you were the one sleeping out in that deep freeze a few weeks ago
DicmoVolant t1_jab1is0 wrote
Lol, busted
KalLinkEl t1_jaait5x wrote
Not I. I'm the only fucking person in my house who has to shovel this white shit by myself!!!
Joggingmusic t1_jaaiyww wrote
What the hell is snow?
welcometwomylife t1_jaak8ea wrote
if it means i don’t have school tomorrow and i can bake all day i’m cool with it
Lumillenium t1_jaao5mp wrote
For the first time ever, I splurged on really good winter tires back in January, and haven’t gotten to use them :( I’m hoping we get some good snow tonight.
MyNameIsAmandaa t1_jaap02z wrote
I am actually excited for once because I finally don’t have to work and just sit inside and be cozy. My son will shovel 😎
Molbiodude t1_jacf45x wrote
That's what kids are for.
Western_Exercise_943 t1_jaasm7r wrote
I want to take my new Subaru out and play!
beigereige t1_jab0ks6 wrote
The people who don’t have to shovel it.
aodedios t1_jab1hsa wrote
Sorry to burst your bubble but it looks like a bust lmao
MondaleforPresident t1_jabt01h wrote
Ugh.
JR32OFFICIAL t1_jac285h wrote
Not Me. Ready for the dam winter
Mandalore108 t1_jacbvp9 wrote
Absolutely not, I almost made it a full winter without having to clear snow.
ChiliRainbow83 t1_ja9g596 wrote
Wish it wasn’t on a weekday, but I’ll enjoy it
Last-Instruction739 t1_ja9obgh wrote
Twisted my knee skiing In Vermont yesterday just in time to not get to ski a little fresh powder this week before work. 🥲
yesitsreallyme203 t1_ja9srm9 wrote
I am………NOT
G_Art33 t1_ja9vy8o wrote
I’m excited to work from home!
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PendingPolymath t1_jaa87g8 wrote
I am ready for a snow day!
Jets237 t1_jaa9ic2 wrote
Well, schools are now closed so that means it’ll miss us completely and my kid will be home for no reason! Yay
adultdaycare81 t1_jaaf3se wrote
Absolutely! It’s about time
--dee t1_jaagmps wrote
I hope we get enough to close 95. That way I won’t have to drive to Stamford.
justadudenameddave t1_jaagz2r wrote
Not me, I don’t have a garage
shotgunphil t1_jaahxfs wrote
Not me.
i_refuse_to_sink182 t1_jaaid2e wrote
I bought a new snow blower before this season...fml
Volta55 t1_jaajsyr wrote
Not when I have to commute to work at 630 :-/
JTKDO t1_jaalu62 wrote
UConn cancelled classes so I’ll take what I can get
zenlittleplatypus t1_jaarkol wrote
Uconn Health is still open. I have to work. ☹️
InternationalBend310 t1_jaas7i4 wrote
Me ❄️⛄️❄️⛄️
CaseyGamer64YT t1_jaat5tm wrote
I won't be able to do Doordash sadly or at least my parents won't let me cause they're worried I'll drive off the road.
dreemurthememer t1_jaavu4g wrote
Ho ho ho! Meeeeerry Christmas!
ProfessionalJagoff t1_jaawjl2 wrote
I’m ready to take the Subuwu out!
bunkerbash t1_jaaz2ky wrote
I am not. But if anyone takes pretty snow landscape photos please post them. Id love some fresh painting inspiration :-)
Molbiodude t1_jacf0tj wrote
Love your work!
SweetMojaveRain t1_jab5013 wrote
Fuck that
EastonArborDudeSteve t1_jab75i3 wrote
Shoot I'm willing to start human sacrifices for more of it. That's my main income this time of year. $40/hr pushing snow around
GCGC19 t1_jabe1d0 wrote
Time to blast up to Mohawk to get fresh tracks in all the powder! Bahahahaha
Boring_Garbage3476 t1_jabi9xh wrote
😝 I was kind of enjoying a Carolina winter.
kejovo t1_jabjw7d wrote
Bout damn time! Woot!
wreckstar1981 t1_jabmsn4 wrote
Toro Wheelhorse is ready with its beautiful plow and plenty of weight to handle things. My neighbors love me, I’m the snow guy
zefy_zef t1_jabsw86 wrote
yayyyyy
odeacon t1_jacjfzu wrote
I hope for a snow day
L0SERlambda t1_jacohz5 wrote
I am!!! I went out last night on a mini road trip and it was so beautiful =)
SnooAvocados9343 t1_jacse8o wrote
I'm actually happy I made the decision to travel to Madrid before the storm 😛
roadsidedaniel t1_jaczrz4 wrote
Not me
Elegant_Assistant599 t1_jad9kka wrote
If I was 8 years old then yes
AmiaRocz83 t1_jadftw7 wrote
All the people who put away their snow blowers 😂❄️ they all jinxed us
Mike00726 t1_ja9bby5 wrote
Sure, ok.
SueBeee t1_ja9in66 wrote
ME!!! YIPPEEEE!
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jaffy23 t1_jaap3in wrote
Greenwich schools already closed for tomorrow..
twoPUMPnoCHUMP t1_jaas3ld wrote
Catch me in the skreets sliding through intersections into your mums driveway. SUBARUUUUUUU
Remigius t1_ja9ql8j wrote
No
Remarkable_Option660 t1_ja9yaqz wrote
I heard it's rain and snow. Which would be slush. Not cool.
andrewhatesyou t1_ja9djum wrote
Nothingburger!
Testy_MacTestry t1_ja9etsh wrote
Don't worry guys, I'll get gas for the snow blower tonight. That'll ensure the storm is a bust.