What am I becoming?

Submitted by DreadnoughtPoo t3_11al60d in Connecticut

I'll be moving to CT in April for a new job.

I come from solid Masshole stock, but I'm born and raised a Californicator.

There's Massholes and Mainiacs. Texasses, Arkansasses and Washingtwats. Virginas and Floriduhs. Ut-yawns and Ida-hos.

Am I becoming a Connecticunt?

Edit - fuck Eversource

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[deleted] t1_j9soa2s wrote

In keeping with the genitalia theme, Connecticunt fits the bill. Otherwise, you’re just a Nutmegger like the rest of us.

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Jaymez82 t1_j9v6ysq wrote

If you ever encounter someone using the term Nutmegger, feel free to strangle them. It's like a legal hall pass. There isn't even a limit. Just make sure they suffer.

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Toroceratops t1_j9v8b5f wrote

Nut. Meg. Er. Go ahead. Make my day.

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Nathund t1_j9wpf63 wrote

Buddy, don't space it out like that, it sounds like a slur

Probably because it is one

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DaWeedMan12 t1_ja0f5ul wrote

Aight, check it, check it. So you're moving to CT, yeah? And you're worried you're gonna become a Connecticunt? Let me tell you something, mate. You don't become a Connecticunt just by living in CT. It's not like some kind of contagious disease, innit?

But if you really wanna fit in with the locals, there's a few things you can do. First of all, start talking like you've got a stick up your arse, yeah? Use big words and talk about "cultural events" and "exquisite cuisine". And make sure you wear boat shoes with no socks, even in the winter. That's how you know you're a true Connecticunt.

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TedBehr_ t1_j9w6pgn wrote

Connecticuck

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Synapse82 t1_j9x5zop wrote

You’ll either be a New Yorker living in the south. Or a new Englander living in the north.

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Early-Emphasis-2417 t1_j9sn8f3 wrote

Fairfield Elitist is a common term. Connectuckian for those not in Fairfield County - not a common term

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DreadnoughtPoo OP t1_j9sphtg wrote

Ah - I was under the impression that there's really two Fairfield counties.... North and south, the latter being the elites.

As for Connectuckians, I did see a fair number of fucking Confederate flags when I visited.

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UhaRugger1 t1_j9txszc wrote

There is. Southern Fairfield county doesn't considered northern Fairfield county part of the county. Used to work in southern Fairfield county but lived in north. Had more than one client say they didn't even realize my town was a part of Fairfield county. They did but they didn't consider it a part of it.

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