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1955photo t1_j2nllvu wrote

Get the fire department to come check your house for carbon monoxide. ASAP. You could wake up DEAD tomorrow morning.

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TurdWaterMagee t1_j2ofapt wrote

Nothing would piss me off more than waking up dead

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Tony0311 t1_j2pinpv wrote

Frantically calls boss in the am “hey I can’t come in, I’m fucking dead”

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rdaught t1_j2q0ivb wrote

Nah, people say that, but my neighbor woke up dead from carbon monoxide poisoning years ago and she wasn’t pissed off at all.

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DrkMgk t1_j2nvc9g wrote

Love me some good, well placed oxymorons.

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