The last time I went snowboarding was on those mountains. I made the mistake of listening to the friend of my friend, who was one of those "I've been doing this my whole life, so I know the right way" kind of guys.

I had gone through the terrain park once, no issues. This fucknuckle of a turtle tit tells me how I'm supposed to land on a certain part of the jump to do it the right way and that I needed to be going faster to accomplish said goal.

Long story short, I hit the top of the jump wrong, and was basically in a "V" position 20ft in the air. I tried to break my fall a bit by putting my arm out, thinking I could at least get myself to roll with the fall. I bloodied my mouth, injured my shoulder, tweaked my back, smacked the holy fuck out of my hip....you get the idea. I didn't break anything, but I sure couldn't move my arm for a few days.