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Djinn42 t1_jcoucpf wrote
It looks so prehistoric.
Are_you_blind_sir t1_jcoxv02 wrote
Yeah i would recognise these tree ferns anywhere
RocketGigantic t1_jcp007f wrote
Where are the dinosaurs?
Are the bugs bad?
Thanks for sharing.
BananaApePrivateClub t1_jcp3s8q wrote
Gorgeous! Thanks for this. Nature is wonderful
kangmingjie t1_jcp6018 wrote
This is one of the happy places I go to in my head. I miss Australia.
P_Kordus t1_jcp6lx4 wrote
If you look close enough you can see dinosaurs.
ludicroussavageofmau t1_jcpbn7p wrote
I thought for a moment this was another render by u/JamesMakesFilms
sgtsaggy t1_jcpfkh7 wrote
This looks like a video game rendering.
Psyker_girl t1_jcpm1jt wrote
I grew up around here, and as a little kid I always felt like a dilophosaurus would pop out from behind a tree at any moment.
ITDrumm3r t1_jcpmdvb wrote
It’s beautiful! And somewhere hidden in the picture is something that can kill you in a matter of minutes. 😂
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longpigcumseasily t1_jcpnqg0 wrote
Nah this is Melbourne. Very safe.
CrushedByTime t1_jcpns90 wrote
Magical
longpigcumseasily t1_jcpnu8y wrote
Most people don't live in the outback.
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cc_apt107 t1_jcpos85 wrote
Stunning — now I want to visit!
WildlifePhysics t1_jcpqhaw wrote
Beautiful. This is just beautiful.
LeopoldFriedrich t1_jcpsk3i wrote
Great, just wait 4 years and Friendlyjordies will make a video of that completely deforested.
/s hopefuly
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tcn33 t1_jcq1769 wrote
Sherbrooke?
Mentalfloss1 t1_jcq19cq wrote
Nice
jonp1 t1_jcq2dew wrote
My thought as well.
StatusKoi t1_jcq2lis wrote
Oh wow. That is absolutely beautiful.
Righteous_Koala t1_jcq2vxp wrote
Thought it was Monster Hunter World’s Ancient Forest before I checked the title.
A little off to the right you can go up to the nest area or loop around further upwards 🤓
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Brendinooo t1_jcq5mgp wrote
Fern trees! One of the more striking things I learned about in my limited time in Australian nature.
Sherbrooke Forest is very beautiful.
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Theresa_x t1_jcq7arq wrote
Looks like Pandora from Avatar, but in this case it's real! Very beautiful!
Opti724 t1_jcq7ici wrote
Yeah, driving up to Falls Creek when it’s snowing hard is so beautiful, we have some excellent snowy areas in Australia.
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lockkyy t1_jcq8lge wrote
Beautiful place 😍
Scr0tat0 t1_jcq90k4 wrote
Those right there are some dande-fuckin-nongs, I'll tell you what.
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Welcome,to Jurassic Park!
kangareddit t1_jcqbwjg wrote
r/melbourne
Albert757 t1_jcqdqm9 wrote
This looks like that one level in Jak and Daxter where you need to chase metal heads with your skateboard. I think the location was Haven Forest or something like that.
Sheesh284 t1_jcqh2zy wrote
That’s an awesome pic dude
Wister1602 t1_jcqj0uo wrote
Screengrab from Avatar?
monkey_trumpets t1_jcqkb2x wrote
If there were dinosaurs any where on Earth, this would it.
GirlBrunette22 t1_jcqkha8 wrote
damn it looks really nice, it feels like pictures from the movie Avatar
I_Must_Bust t1_jcqkok6 wrote
Why does this look uncanny like really good CGI
JuddyMali t1_jcqm361 wrote
Great place for a hike. I always keep an ear out for some nirnroot
Hydronic_Hyperbole t1_jcqm6a7 wrote
Definitely got some Jurrasic Park vibes from this...
squished_frog t1_jcqmzoy wrote
It feels it when walking through also. Those ferns get massive.
keeldude t1_jcqny2k wrote
Especially that dihydrogen monoxide
BigVGK93 t1_jcqpv6t wrote
Does anyone else see a face🗿
procrastimom t1_jcqqafb wrote
This is the forest primeval…
Handwired t1_jcqr0xn wrote
Un’Goro in classic plus looks amazing.
julianpratley t1_jcqshor wrote
Australia is the sixth largest country on Earth. It still blows my mind that people are surprised we have more than one type of environment.
exciting_chains t1_jcqsx0y wrote
Nah this is particular spot doesn't get logged anymore. The mountain experienced a lot of land clearing in the 20s when they created European gardens and housing on the mountain. But this particular spot is very protected
That being said, there is a major problem with feral deer destroying this habitat on the mountain and there was a huge storm which caused massive damage across the mountain recently too
jollosreborn t1_jcqt58a wrote
You are mistaking it for Dandenong.
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kangmingjie t1_jcquc1u wrote
It's best to not worry about the thousands of critters waiting to murder you.
earthjune t1_jcquei4 wrote
Unreal 🤯
Nomicakes t1_jcqurdl wrote
It's from every photographer doing that long-exposure shit that smudges everything, especially the water.
Malkintent t1_jcqw53s wrote
Grew up in ferntree gully. Used to go bushwalking in the hills. Miss it.
Pattyyy t1_jcqw97p wrote
Mount Dandenong is such a great location. Filled with heaps of small scenic drives, many parks and flower gardens. It's nicely shaded and has that cool rainforest feel. Absolutely stunning area and I'm glad I live pretty close to it. Hoping that one day I can move even closer towards that area.
polyhedric t1_jcqx2w8 wrote
Way up Upwey way?
Psyker_girl t1_jcqxak8 wrote
Family live up in Emerald. I live overseas now, and I really do miss it.
polyhedric t1_jcqxdmj wrote
Definitely one of the more benign areas. Occasional snake - but they keep to themselves.
sgtsaggy t1_jcqxzsy wrote
Hahaha, I was thinking it looked a lot like Green Hell. I'm sure we could add dozens of other games to the list and be just as accurate.
Malkintent t1_jcqynum wrote
Used to go to the sky high lookout back in the 90s. Beautiful view of Melbourne on a summer night. Upwey, sassafrass and every other place.
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zsaleeba t1_jcr0p7t wrote
It's a very tame area. There might be some redback spiders under logs and an occasional snake but it's basically as safe as just about anywhere for a casual walk. It's a very lovely and serene place really.
PatGarrettsMoustache t1_jcr0y2m wrote
Hank Hill is that you?
zsaleeba t1_jcr0zo9 wrote
Yeah not too many eshays lurking behind tree ferns here. Thank god.
duccy_duc t1_jcr1i9u wrote
Not that many, this meme needs to die
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CreepySpiders t1_jcr2pch wrote
I thought it's Green Hell screenshot
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WestPotential3675 t1_jcr45hl wrote
I went on a picnic here last weekend, the serenity is unmatched anywhere else around Melbourne
Ariadnepyanfar t1_jcr4imm wrote
We have both types, tropical and temperate. This one is temperate of course.
klawzYT t1_jcr5ylv wrote
It’s beautiful
OnlyMath t1_jcr7bhw wrote
Yeh I thought it was a WoW screen shot lmao
thelazyadviser t1_jcr7d56 wrote
Hey I live here ! Beautiful
Fanachy t1_jcr84lr wrote
The Dandenongs really are beautiful, aren’t they?
juggleknob t1_jcr8gw7 wrote
Nah, this is in a different state with a far less corrupt state government.
EducatedBarbarian t1_jcr8jg4 wrote
Too many people live here.
EducatedBarbarian t1_jcr8lyq wrote
The spiders do get pretty huge.
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BadmanBarista t1_jcrbe0i wrote
Might not have a choice tbf. Doesn't look like there's a lot of light and it's not that long of an exposure. The slower water on the right is mostly unaffected.
Supersnazz t1_jcrbk9w wrote
Fun fact, this whole area was pretty much razed for logging in the 1880s-1930s.
Supersnazz t1_jcrbrsv wrote
It also was. The area was cleared in the early 1900s
CookieCutter4322 t1_jcrcy7f wrote
I really fucking hate this automatic response from boring unoriginal Redditors that comes up every time Australia is mentioned. Deaths from wildlife are incredibly rare here.
SeaOfSourMilk t1_jcrdd6s wrote
Pretty much all of Eastern Gippsland, Victoria used to look like this up until that point. They cleared it all out for livestock mostly. If you look at a map of Victoria you can actually see that the remnant pockets of forest encircles Melbourne completely. This Is because Melbourne is sitting on the floodplain of these prehistoric forests.
Meanwhile Parks Victoria is actually a government monopolized logging company under the guise of park services..
CookieCutter4322 t1_jcrddq7 wrote
Yeah this last year has been fucking great for snow (I was in a blizzard in high country Vic in fucking November), but in a bad year, it’s REALLY bad, and the resorts would not be able to survive those years without snow-making.
LadyGodiva1 t1_jcrdfn8 wrote
Welcome to FernGully
bluestonelaneway t1_jcrhov3 wrote
And it’s roughly the same size of the continental US. Not all of the US is a desert like Utah, why would it be the same here?
jimmux t1_jcri7jo wrote
Less corrupt, but for some reason loggers still get away with a lot and are apparently immune from accountability.
mad_man72 t1_jcriogs wrote
I was just coming to say that...lol
AccomplishedPlankton t1_jcrkdff wrote
I thought Australia was orange
Daryl_Hall t1_jcrlfjs wrote
Mate ain't roit
Daryl_Hall t1_jcrlgtt wrote
Downright Permian.
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rvralph803 t1_jcrmuem wrote
I'm hunting for a dinosaur in this pic. It looks positively Triassic.
Tidesticky t1_jcro1ob wrote
Prehistoric, gorgeous, just "far out man" vibes. I'd love to be there but at the same time I fear it due to Australia's reputation for killer creatures. This looks like a good place to find them in abundance.
According_Flight_420 t1_jcro9uu wrote
Holy crap…
GarmeerGirl t1_jcroc6s wrote
Is this a real place?
crosshairshadow t1_jcrojym wrote
Looks like a screenshot from green hell
rastagizmo t1_jcrpdsa wrote
Bunyip country.
StormThestral t1_jcrpeew wrote
The only thing that could possibly kill you here is yourself, if you slip on a wet rock
StormThestral t1_jcrpnja wrote
We call em tree ferns, not fern trees :) you're right though, they are absolutely stunning
CinephileNC25 t1_jcrpsec wrote
Nope. Australia.
StormThestral t1_jcrpu5n wrote
I'm from there! It really looks like that!
Brendinooo t1_jcrpxfv wrote
Wait then what’s up with fern tree gully?!?
StormThestral t1_jcrpyzm wrote
...Have you ever been to Australia?
Addamant1 t1_jcrq24u wrote
Nothing dangerous here except clumsiness, I live 30 minutes from here
StormThestral t1_jcrq5xz wrote
....good question. I used to live in Ferntree Gully and I never thought about it. I guess maybe it's referring to ferns and trees, not fern trees?
lowridda t1_jcrqwj6 wrote
Omg that’s beautiful! Breathtaking.
dailyfetchquest t1_jcrr5yw wrote
Plus it's so close to civilization that a snake or spider bite would be trivial to treat.
There's a good chance that if you turned and faced the opposite way, this would back onto a major road or town centre.
UnironicEmpath t1_jcrrh58 wrote
Where else do you get leeches? Not making fun of you, I've genuinely only thought about leeches when walking through areas that look like this. Where else am I supposed to be expecting leeches?
CinephileNC25 t1_jcrrke3 wrote
Yes… actually a month abroad. But it doesn’t matter because you clearly aren’t familiar with the joke that everything in Australia wants to kill you.
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wearthicksock t1_jcrsp5f wrote
Nah, that's Torak
Putnum t1_jcrtfpm wrote
I can see the 1000 steps from my kitchen
StormThestral t1_jcrtjvc wrote
I know it, it's just not funny any more
_bko t1_jcrtki9 wrote
Such a stark contrast to the actual suburb of Dandenong
Putnum t1_jcrtl1e wrote
East Warby still has some bargains
orlock t1_jcru9u7 wrote
We call them bogans but they can usually be pacified with a slab and some durries.
AlisonChrista t1_jcrvk2l wrote
So beautiful!
whenn t1_jcrw4mz wrote
Man the entire site is full of automatic responses like this, what gets me is how any cunt can up vote comments like that after seeing it for the thousandth time.
Snoogins315 t1_jcrwp38 wrote
I think I see The Predator somewhere in the trees
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DavidGamingHDR t1_jcrxt8x wrote
New fear unlocked!
Kody_Z t1_jcrzofq wrote
Sure, but it's not just about deaths, is it?
Sauxxxe t1_jcs0cwn wrote
Definitely thought modded elderscrolls lol
bladez_edge t1_jcs0v4p wrote
Furngully the last rainforest in my backyard.
https://m.imdb.com/video/vi3349545241/?playlistId=tt0104254&ref_=tt_ov_vi
youwishhh t1_jcs1uhj wrote
looks fantastical
Serious-Pollution501 t1_jcs1vkk wrote
woww this is beautiful
PotentialCamp5483 t1_jcs2mga wrote
Absolutely beautiful!!!!
…until you turn around and a spider eats you whole 🤣
Soap1042 t1_jcs2p9u wrote
Nah that looks like smth str8 outta video game
Virtual-Connection32 t1_jcs3b0q wrote
Damn looks like Ai generated
tobaknowsss t1_jcs3m4i wrote
Looks like I'm in Green Hell.
chewls_verne t1_jcs5dpb wrote
On rocks in water
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wottsinaname t1_jcs8nzg wrote
Right near Maxi foods. Lol
Not_as_witty_as_u t1_jcs8xz3 wrote
I am mesmerized by this. 😳
wottsinaname t1_jcs9437 wrote
Yes. Very real. Tourists are ruining it though.
winter-soulstice t1_jcsa7e9 wrote
It makes me eye-roll as a foreigner who visits Australia every couple years, in all my time there doing mainly things tourists would do, plus a few camping trips, I've never had any scary wild animal encounters**. People saying they'd never visit Australia because there are "so many deadly animals" is as dumb as people saying they'd never visit Canada because we have bears and cougars.
**I did open a toilet lid once to find a huntsman clinging to the bowl. Politely reclosed the lid and asked australian SO to deal with it, lol.
SorrowT-T t1_jcsb4hd wrote
Straight outta cambrian, crazy motha fucka named Archeocyathans.
PetuniaAphid t1_jcscrr7 wrote
adds to travel bucket list
DaddyCatALSO t1_jcscvp0 wrote
so primeval and so very Southern; the forests in LOTR always looked off to me
ripitup27 t1_jcsdbql wrote
So I started looking into this based on this thread, and it turns out the suburb was named after the painting by German artist Eugene von Guerard in the same area.
I can only assume it was a minor translation error that stuck.
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Chigmot t1_jcsguda wrote
Welcome to Jurassic Park.
steven_sandner OP t1_jcsgw6x wrote
We had an exchange teacher working at our school .. . they went to Dandenong and were very very confused as to why we would enthusiastically recommend it
NotYerBoyBlue t1_jcsgx4o wrote
Oooooo, tree ferns. Amazing!
FutureMrs0918 t1_jcsh5wd wrote
I read this in an Australian accent.
FutureMrs0918 t1_jcsh8gb wrote
Exact coordinates please. I want to stand in that very spot.
gypsy_muse t1_jcsico4 wrote
“I want to go to there” - Liz Lemon
whoinsolitude t1_jcske7j wrote
I live about 2 mins from here. I’ve never seen a snake nearby and the only red back spiders live happily in my garage.
Poopi-Doopi t1_jcskmt3 wrote
Looks like New Zealand
brettski8472 t1_jcsl2cn wrote
Yep, I live about a 20 minute drive away and I’m down there all the time.
SpreadSheetAboutMe t1_jcslurf wrote
Was it the one in Upper Gully with the weird animatronic things?
SpreadSheetAboutMe t1_jcsm70m wrote
Grew up in the Dandenongs, now living in NZ. Genuinely couldn’t look much more different. Stringybark gums, tree ferns, muted greens and shallow inclines are very different to here. I guess it’s green and not hugely populated, though!
WhiteyFisk53 t1_jcsp1p1 wrote
My happy place. Used to go all the time. Got married nearby (in Kalista). These days not very often (two young kids) but hopefully soon.
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ImperialxWarlord t1_jcsq6hf wrote
Looks like something from a bygone era. Was walking with dinosaurs filmed here? I feel like the Antarctic episode was.
HAXAD2005 t1_jcsqs8u wrote
This looks a lot like Endor with the blue atmosphere, the fern, the mist.
snave_ t1_jcsr6el wrote
Bonnie Doon wants words.
leidend22 t1_jcsr9i4 wrote
Oh yeah well I have unlimited amounts of dog piss and shit 1000 steps from my place in inner Melbourne.
Chicken_Spectre t1_jcss38x wrote
I'll race you to find it
JRaoul t1_jcss9j0 wrote
Joke don't work cos not true
amazzarof t1_jcssgf4 wrote
Wow. Something out of a movie!
JRaoul t1_jcssh5i wrote
A few spiders, a few snakes
You'd be lucky to ever see a snake and the spiders won't bother you
Never hear of anyone getting hurt by our 'critters' lol
the_snook t1_jcst4hs wrote
It's not the deadly creatures, it's the annoying creatures. So many mosquitoes, ticks, and leeches in this picture.
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WellWelded t1_jcsussw wrote
Looks like a land before our time
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spacedude2000 t1_jcsvs5f wrote
Truly an honest question here: there aren't bugs in the cities right? I've always wanted to visit Australia but I'm letting my irrational fears force my hand. Reddit has totally warped my brain to believe there's gonna be a huntsman under every roll of toilet paper.
summerhail t1_jcsvsri wrote
NZ has tree ferns. The silver fern is one of the symbols of the country.
momentofinspiration t1_jcsxig3 wrote
Huntsman's are fairly territorial, you won't get more than one inside at once. They also keep down the other bugs.
Until the wasps get them.. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptocheilus_bicolor#:~:text=Biology,hairs%20on%20its%20front%20legs.
spacedude2000 t1_jcsylhq wrote
I really really hope your occupation isn't a therapist.
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gormster t1_jct0kqa wrote
How is Collingwood?
duccy_duc t1_jct0njd wrote
I mean, you realise bugs exist everywhere though right? If you just don't like the big ones then stay out of the top end of the country and you'll be fine. You're more likely to have a bird try to steal your lunch than encounter something scary.
I think a lot of Australians are just unbothered about it as well, we kinda just exist together. When I was a kid my dad would often play with huntsmans, let them crawl over his face. They're pretty chill.
Rumpleshite t1_jct1cuz wrote
This isn’t some remote place either, it is less than an hours drive from the CBD of Melbourne, Australia
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bananakad t1_jct5idq wrote
It’s overblown and annoying, to be honest.
If you are in a city, such as Sydney, I don’t think it’s very likely that you would come across a snake or spider.
I live an hour drive away from Sydney in the suburbs and I honestly can’t remember the last time I’ve seen a snake that wasn’t in a zoo.
leidend22 t1_jct5r3e wrote
Good guess, but South Yarra. They've been planning to plant trees on my street for five years now. Until then every corner is soaked in pee.
Fuster2 t1_jct5uye wrote
Testify! Friends bought a great place on a bend of the Yarra a few years back. Wonderful spot east Warburton (except on days of high fire danger 😱)
theloneisobar t1_jct64v3 wrote
I grew up in Tecoma and used to play in the forest building cubbies. Got thirsty, drank from the stream. They were the days.
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SKILL_POLICE t1_jct76hh wrote
It looks like a render to me, at first i thought new Crysis dropped
iammrnussbaum t1_jct8hdk wrote
The only thing I know about this place is the legend of Sam's moms cataract.
inconspicuous_aussie t1_jctcxi4 wrote
No bears, no cougars, no rabid animals, no thylacoleos or thylancines.
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THEQ100 t1_jctl948 wrote
Really cool pic
MyDickIsAdequate t1_jcu27g5 wrote
There's thousands of critters in Europe and the states waiting to kill you too. Yet they don't happen.
daanpol t1_jcu7hps wrote
RTX was on.
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Niccy26 t1_jcv3r97 wrote
It looks fantastic but I would expect some giant creature to chase and eat me
SpreadSheetAboutMe t1_jcvc6c8 wrote
We also have water, rocks, and some introduced gum trees. They grow differently, and the species are different. The landscape looks pretty different between the two countries. Australia is more of a muted blue/grey palette, and NZ is much brighter green. Everything is dry in Australia, but you often can’t get a fire started in NZ because of all the moisture in the air, even on a clear night in the middle of summer.
gormster t1_jcvmwiy wrote
Oh you know what I missed the word “dog” in your original comment
leidend22 t1_jcvskrn wrote
I'm near Chapel so there's plenty of human bodily fluids as well
kenleephotography t1_jcx1l06 wrote
Great photo!
spacedude2000 t1_jczh229 wrote
I live in the Pacific northwest in the USA - we pretty much only have mosquitos and like a few different spiders. Nothing quite like rural australia though. There's pretty much zero bug exposure around here. You can see where my fears arise. Good to know though, thank you.
steven_sandner OP t1_jd1l9s5 wrote
Tim Minchin! what a legend!
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