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Rhudran t1_j2vbqdf wrote

"U wanna go, bro?"

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MewsTrainer t1_j2wev0i wrote

Damn that things probably 150 years old

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MewsTrainer t1_j2wf0j1 wrote

I say this because saguaros don’t start growing arms until they’re 60-70 years old, with how long these arms are and how many it has it has to be incredibly old even for its species

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greentr33s t1_j2xaqg6 wrote

Isn't it like a hundred years per arm or am I thinking of a different species?

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turdballer69 t1_j2xw9a0 wrote

I think people generally say it’s takes them 100 years to grow an arm, not per arm. But I do think it takes more like 60-70 years like mentioned above

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AstralLiving t1_j2vziay wrote

It looks like it just wants a hug

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lalalostlaur t1_j2w2cwp wrote

If I was a cactus, I think I’d want a hug too

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odaeyss t1_j2wstmt wrote

Life is rough when you're always surrounded by pricks

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Perpetually_isolated t1_j2wu69a wrote

I'm seeing a lot of joke posts, but on a serious note, how old is this cactus?

I heard they won't get the stereotypical 2 arms look until they are around 200 years old so this thing has to be ancient, right?

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Deathcat101 t1_j2w1zqe wrote

I don't know much about body language... But I think this guy wants to throw hands.

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DripTrip747 t1_j2wifc9 wrote

Man.... I miss Arizona.

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Zomgirlxoxo t1_j2yzgeq wrote

Same. So underrated.

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ThisIsMockingjay2020 t1_j30672d wrote

Same. It's been 32 years, but I miss its beauty and the feeling I got in the desert.

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Zomgirlxoxo t1_j309jhy wrote

Desert bloom is gorgeous. The desert when it snows? Even more beautiful.

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ThisIsMockingjay2020 t1_j30jlkw wrote

I did get to see it with a tiny amount of snow, but it melted quickly.

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Zomgirlxoxo t1_j30q8hn wrote

It’s very random in Tucson. Won’t happen for years then one random day it will dump snow.

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DripTrip747 t1_j3136oa wrote

That's where I was. Somehow ended up in the middle of 3 points out in the desert then ended up in the city. Spent 2 years out there and ended up back home... I swear it was a magical place. First time waking up and seeing my house surrounded by all types of animals I never knew existed was definitely a magical experience.

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rustedsanity t1_j30ipcn wrote

Looks like a lot of us would go home if we could.

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DripTrip747 t1_j312y9f wrote

Unfortunately I am home... And I hate it. Originally from NY. Spent 2 years in Arizona and 6-7 years in Florida and somehow ended up back where I started.

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jspr1000 t1_j2x0mpl wrote

The Whomping Saguaro!

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Rand0mW33b_ t1_j2y2bm2 wrote

I’m not gonna lie, but that cactus is tellin’ you to square up OP.

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crankiestpancreas t1_j2w4c3r wrote

This cactus looks like the kind of enemy I’d sneak around in an open world rpg

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BobaFettLived t1_j2yexx2 wrote

i’ll take “things i’d rather not stumble upon while tripping balls in the desert” for $800, alec

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Slurm818 t1_j2wm83x wrote

Come at me bro!

…as a cactus

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demidaydream t1_j2xge6g wrote

There’s a saguaro called “The Michelin Man Cactus” in Cave Creek Regional Park near Phoenix. It looks even cooler than this one. Nature is awesome.

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novamber t1_j2xw4hh wrote

The cactus equivalent of that jacked up kangaroo in Aus

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Tinamacht t1_j2zj90n wrote

Very interesting growth … normally upright. The park is a magical place. Thanks for sharing!

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OkGreen3017 t1_j2y7602 wrote

Bro is trying to post up💀

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anguswalsh t1_j2y9r97 wrote

Dude doesn’t know if he’s coming or going.

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bluestar-1 t1_j2ye6xg wrote

It looks like its flexing

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_wannabewolverine t1_j2zhht8 wrote

“This park isn’t big enough for the two of us partner”

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kenzaidaa t1_j2zhqhb wrote

that’s doug dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

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HamOwl t1_j2vjj59 wrote

Makin movies, makin songs and foitin round duh werld!

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might-be-your-daddy t1_j2vjrth wrote

We'll be there this weekend! Look for the Lime Rush 4Runner TRD Pro.

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Ayece_ t1_j2wewt6 wrote

This cactus eats children

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ArrowDel t1_j2x8i7e wrote

Looks like he's saying "come at me bro"

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mageta621 t1_j2xejpz wrote

You should see it when it starts getting turned on

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gsknightrider t1_j2xjt3p wrote

Bruh look like he boutta throw hands

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419-68-haha t1_j2xnq2d wrote

He didn’t have to flex this hard on us

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joviayi t1_j2ygnha wrote

arms until they’re 60-70 years old

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Dustinmuffs t1_j2ym40u wrote

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough!

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TheFurryPetRock t1_j2ym9yp wrote

All it needs is a mustache and a little top hat!

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HownottodoAnal t1_j2ynd8h wrote

Anything can be a dildo if ur brave enough

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Alarming-Cicada-6931 t1_j2yt017 wrote

would this cactus be a blood or a crip? because its clearly representing, perhaps a blood because it could make you bleed, perhaps a crip because it could cripple you... nature is confusing

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RiverofWerds t1_j2z920r wrote

I feel like it wants to give me a hug...

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jhaxvile t1_j2zef49 wrote

Come ate me Bro!!

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Rocket-J-Squirrel t1_j2zrori wrote

Wooly Mammoth Unicorn. You see then in the desert. Usually after finding those weird little ground-level cacti.

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Don3647 t1_j2zxf7l wrote

Looks Gnarly

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flickerflash t1_j306jit wrote

That suggestive shape of the cactus makes this almost literal Earthporn

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LetoIIGodEmperor t1_j31qf1n wrote

I wonder how much water is sequestered in this cactus

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meJohnnyD t1_j2vco4k wrote

Ah yes, one of the local dualing cacti

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durgadas t1_j2w3bkf wrote

Ah yes, The Schwarzenegger Saguaro

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coyote-1 t1_j2wpacw wrote

Someone showed that cactus a video of TAFKAP playing his ‘symbol’ guitar, and the cactus was inspired

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adande67 t1_j2wxoa9 wrote

Oh ,look everyone . It's a tough guy .

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dr-sparkle t1_j2xa0f1 wrote

Mr Cactus is ready to throw down

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Christeenabean t1_j2xcah1 wrote

"Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough"

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Tjomek t1_j2w9ouv wrote

Anything can be a dildo if you are brave enough

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