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Dommdivaa OP t1_j6jqdi7 wrote

Reply to comment by time_drifter in Louisiana Swamps (OC) [3024x4032] by Dommdivaa

Gator resort

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time_drifter t1_j6jrcyi wrote

That sounds much better! I don’t actually know if there are gators there but living in the PNW has taught me that gators exist in any southern body of water, regardless of size. Your bathtub? That’s a gator hammock.

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Dommdivaa OP t1_j6jrwja wrote

I'm assuming gators will cool off anywhere. This was during a swamp tour, gators there aren't hungry or territorial- they're fed well by the tour guides. Nonetheless they are super cute.

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time_drifter t1_j6jsyxw wrote

Feeding the gators seems like a really bad idea. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was illegal but who knows. I did a tour in Florida and we had to almost drive the airboat over one before they would move.

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Consensuseur t1_j6nrisa wrote

Had my canoe tipped over once by a goose who thought I was going to feed him so yeah, that's probably not a good thing to do with a gator.

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MidnightPhoenix5055 t1_j6kj62f wrote

Okay but they are territorial. And will give chase. And yeah, feeding is definitely a bad idea unless you wanna become the entrée. They are all-but-immortal death machines. (Unless you manage to hold their jaws shut, but I’m still not getting that close)

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Dommdivaa OP t1_j6kle04 wrote

I'm now calling them "immortal death machines". I read they can jump high too.

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MidnightPhoenix5055 t1_j6kn999 wrote

It’s wild because their cells keep regenerating. The main thing that kills them is a larger alligator or food scarcity. Otherwise the just keep growing. And not so much “high” as “far.” Propel themselves up a bank twice their body length fairly easily.

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SplodyPants t1_j6jtv1b wrote

You'll be ok. If you see a gator just knock him in the head with a stump

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Dommdivaa OP t1_j6jul0i wrote

What about kicking/punching them in the nose like sharks?

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SplodyPants t1_j6jvbvs wrote

Oh I wouldn't suggest either. That's actually from an old song I learned playing GTA San Andreas.

"It ain't legal huntin' gator in the Looseeanna swamp boy!"

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smokeymodelo t1_j6k3mm4 wrote

That song is named Amos Moses by Jerry Reed.

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SplodyPants t1_j6k4r15 wrote

Cool! Thanks. I never knew the name. I don't listen to country music but I always loved that song. I just listened to it on spotify. That guy played the truck driver in Smokey and The Bandit!

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