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time_drifter t1_j6jq4x3 wrote
Louisiana Alligator swimming pool.*
Dommdivaa OP t1_j6jqdi7 wrote
Gator resort
time_drifter t1_j6jrcyi wrote
That sounds much better! I don’t actually know if there are gators there but living in the PNW has taught me that gators exist in any southern body of water, regardless of size. Your bathtub? That’s a gator hammock.
Dommdivaa OP t1_j6jrwja wrote
I'm assuming gators will cool off anywhere. This was during a swamp tour, gators there aren't hungry or territorial- they're fed well by the tour guides. Nonetheless they are super cute.
time_drifter t1_j6jsyxw wrote
Feeding the gators seems like a really bad idea. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was illegal but who knows. I did a tour in Florida and we had to almost drive the airboat over one before they would move.
SplodyPants t1_j6jtv1b wrote
You'll be ok. If you see a gator just knock him in the head with a stump
Dommdivaa OP t1_j6jui4x wrote
Louisiana built different 😭
Dommdivaa OP t1_j6jul0i wrote
What about kicking/punching them in the nose like sharks?
SplodyPants t1_j6jvbvs wrote
Oh I wouldn't suggest either. That's actually from an old song I learned playing GTA San Andreas.
"It ain't legal huntin' gator in the Looseeanna swamp boy!"
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smokeymodelo t1_j6k3mm4 wrote
That song is named Amos Moses by Jerry Reed.
SplodyPants t1_j6k4r15 wrote
Cool! Thanks. I never knew the name. I don't listen to country music but I always loved that song. I just listened to it on spotify. That guy played the truck driver in Smokey and The Bandit!
xoomax t1_j6kb202 wrote
It just doesn't seem as swampy without Cypress trees with the Spanish moss hanging down. Maybe I'm thinking of a Bayou.
MidnightPhoenix5055 t1_j6kj62f wrote
Okay but they are territorial. And will give chase. And yeah, feeding is definitely a bad idea unless you wanna become the entrée. They are all-but-immortal death machines. (Unless you manage to hold their jaws shut, but I’m still not getting that close)
Dommdivaa OP t1_j6kle04 wrote
I'm now calling them "immortal death machines". I read they can jump high too.
Dommdivaa OP t1_j6klvkq wrote
I agree, this was near NOLA if that makes any difference. Could it be that swamps differ depending on location?
MidnightPhoenix5055 t1_j6kn999 wrote
It’s wild because their cells keep regenerating. The main thing that kills them is a larger alligator or food scarcity. Otherwise the just keep growing. And not so much “high” as “far.” Propel themselves up a bank twice their body length fairly easily.
xoomax t1_j6kyybf wrote
I think they can look different depending on area / region.
tjtonerplus t1_j6l6hb1 wrote
Those bayou crawdads are so good!
Consensuseur t1_j6l6xvp wrote
What the hell is that in the foreground?
Dommdivaa OP t1_j6ll5pt wrote
I love my buttered up with some lemon juice!
shershah13 t1_j6ll6ri wrote
The first thing that strike me was the gators .Lousiana and Florida are full of gators.Imagine how many europeans/Spanish were eaten by gators when the geography was unknown. I always felt that in one of my previous births, i was eaten by gator or crocodile so i never go too deep in a river, anywhere.
Dommdivaa OP t1_j6ll8f3 wrote
Maybe an odd reflection??? 🫣
Consensuseur t1_j6llcuq wrote
Or a monster!
tjtonerplus t1_j6lmllb wrote
I lived in Batton Rouge for only about a year when I was 18. My favorite memory was going to the bayou with friends to catch crawfish. With about 10 traps we filled up a bucket in one hour. Those bayou crawfish are way tastier than the farm-raised ones.
funzarella t1_j6lqsss wrote
Cane Bayou??
Dudeist-Monk t1_j6lv012 wrote
In the water on the bottom left corner? Looks like a turtle.
stalkthewizard t1_j6n52nd wrote
Born on a bayou.
Consensuseur t1_j6np4as wrote
Ok let's go with turtle.
Consensuseur t1_j6nqihp wrote
Imagine... youre a Spanish sailor. You see the land from your ship. grab a musket and a couple of guys on a skiff and head over to make land but it's just miles and miles and miles of endless primordial mangrove swamps, full of 32' (39' ?)Gators, cottonmouth, and flocks of birds. Now your miles into the glades and it's getting dark...
Consensuseur t1_j6nrisa wrote
Had my canoe tipped over once by a goose who thought I was going to feed him so yeah, that's probably not a good thing to do with a gator.
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