Submitted by evilleppy87 t3_10y2rcr in EarthPorn
plantmic t1_j7yb23o wrote
Reply to comment by Solmors in "Beach Logs Kill!" Second Beach, La Push, WA, USA. [OC] [3000x4000] by evilleppy87
Have you ever heard of foreign driftwood? It’s what you call the bits that turn up that aren’t a good match to any nearby tree species. Beyond that there’s also what’s called alien driftwood and those are the bits that are unable to be matched to existing tree species on the planet.
Alien driftwood didn’t show up on a meteor obviously, and it wasn’t planted by ETs, but it probably comes from an ancient sunken forest somewhere in the depths of the oceans. The thing about a lot of alien driftwood is that it still shows signs of active nutrient circulation when it surfaces meaning that it has only died recently!
Somewhere on the bottom of the sea there probably is a living forest. Questions have arisen about the sunken city of Atlantis or other lost civilizations. The problem is, the driftwood bits often contain nested animals - underwater birds and sea-tree frogs. These animals are vicious and super strong and as soon as they’re disturbed they come raging out of their nests and fend off researchers. Soon after that, without fail, a team of elite scuba beavers emerges from the ocean and cuts up the wood and drags it back to sea. We’ve never been able to learn much about these wood pieces because of the elite scuba beavers’ ability to dismantle it so fast.
Far_Confusion_2178 t1_j7yd360 wrote
Fucker, lol
plantmic t1_j7yj8v5 wrote
At least you didn't have to explain what you were laughing at your girlfriend first time!
goatofglee t1_j7znfc7 wrote
Aw, I was getting so excited and was eager to go down a rabbit hole of ancient, underwater forests.
ManEatingTitan t1_j7zxxtp wrote
🫤😤😮💨
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