So much excel help. I mean when you google something, it simply does not come out right. You can't be like 'hey google, how can I make a formula that will look at a cell, read it, and then look for that information in other cells; this is the specific error that I get when using this method: ---'

That'll just not happen. Also for the basics of things I don't understand. You cannot ask a website to further explain itself, or to paraphrase.

It should be treated as a friend that knows alot, not like a search engine.