Well, let’s see… I didn’t storm the Capitol, I don’t support legislating uteruses, I didn’t vote for Trump and the firehose of 12,000+ documented lies and hate he spewed, I don’t think god will solve anthropogenic climate change, I’ve never screamed a cashier in a racist rant, and I’ve never flown a “No More Bullshit” flag with Biden’s face on Rambo’s body, nor have I harassed poll workers or sown doubt about “stolen elections, dur”, so… check, not complaining about things that are my fault.

Sorry for triggering you, please resume your Fox, OAN and Newsmax viewing.