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prescience6631 t1_j0bjzmt wrote

Reply to comment by Stopa42 in 5 second toaster and kettle by F1NNTORIO

Setting my house on fire for 5-second kettle is a reasonable tradeoff, where do I sign up?

If I nuke my neighborhood can I have 5-second pizza or hot pockets?!

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jdbrew t1_j0bqnac wrote

Now there’s a question. At what distance from a nuclear bomb with the heat from the explosion perfectly cook a hot pocket

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ThePowderhorn t1_j0cj4vg wrote

I'm content to read the results of that experiment from hundreds of miles away.

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Procyon4 t1_j0cr7hf wrote

Drop it right on top of the hot pocket to ensure the proper molten magma temp inside to burn all your taste buds

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X2ytUniverse t1_j0cw3i1 wrote

I don't want to say for sure, but I'm pretty sure there was 2014-ish youtube video about that, might've been one of the Vsauce channels or something. Think they determined that its actually impossible.

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Dlee8113 t1_j0dkwjl wrote

Yeah, was gonna say I swear I’ve seen a vid on like flash cooking a frozen pizza

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[deleted] t1_j0cw4qz wrote

If this isn’t already in one of Randall Munroes books, expect it to be very soon!

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alexjaness t1_j0crs49 wrote

yes, but they will still somehow be frozen in the middle

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oregonadmin t1_j0fepdg wrote

Your hot pockets will still be cold in the middle.....

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