Goodness gracious, it appears we've stumbled upon a prodigy in the art of conversation and debate.

I do hope this individual has had the chance to familiarise themselves with the finer points of discourse, such as the concept of ad hominem.

As for my moniker, it's a nod to a choose-your-own-adventure book about the murder of one Herr Hitler, which I had the pleasure of co-authoring a solid ten years ago.

Jolly good show!