wow! I didnt expect it to phrase the opening and pre-last sentence that much better - and it copied the major content word by word, which surprises me. I I have to admit by removing the final wordplay, it kind of missed the point of the last paragraph though :|

(similar result for the title, although I like how it tries to boil it down for readability)

ChatGPT seems very direct, which is amazing for writing :D