Well, if their existence is so boring or unchallenging that my life provides them with entertainment, I guess I don't mind that much. The weeks I spent teaching myself to juggle should be particularly enthralling. (No spoilers.)

On the other hand, if you in the future (yes you! I see you!) find my life that fascinating, feel free to use some of that technology to either bring me back to life, or reach back in time and bring me there.

No, really. This timeline sucks. Someone come get me.