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dgmperator t1_jbccp92 wrote

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!" screamed the anus

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willieoshady t1_jbcrxv8 wrote

I am not scared to launch this missile Said Kim Jong un

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krashlia t1_jbflji1 wrote

(Puts on captain hat to turn one key, switches it out for general hat to turn the other key)

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cashewbiscuit t1_jbcl0la wrote

What if my heart says "I wanna go home"

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4352114CN412 OP t1_jbcymf4 wrote

follow your heart

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prsnep t1_jbd39sb wrote

What if my heart says, "I wanna go home," but then goes in the opposite direction?

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BleachDrinker63 t1_jbd5sus wrote

If your heart starts going anywhere without your consent then you might have a medical problem

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Enorats t1_jbcydjm wrote

"There was no possibility of achieving the mission."

  • JAXA, after sending destruct command to the rocket's upper stage.
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Limp_Distribution t1_jbcrmm4 wrote

Going to space was so awesome. Doing things humanity has never done before opened up so many things and gave us so many technologies, it changed society. Space exploration is the ultimate pushing of the envelope.

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cstmoore t1_jbcru3y wrote

"What's the worst that could happen?" asked Herman Kahn.

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rpangrazio t1_jbcuzsv wrote

Hold my beer. That’s what I say.

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mechapoitier t1_jbcx43v wrote

The best possible way to escape Florida

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BigOlBro t1_jbd3jfr wrote

"WTF DID YOU JUST SAY?" -Screamed the Ego

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Dumguy1214 t1_jbd6ibf wrote

what we need to do is make self replicating war robots, many factories

then the AI to supervise everything

its whats best for earth

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cdmpants t1_jbd78oh wrote

Alright heart, I WILL chug 40 packets of taco bell diablo sauce ❤️

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AlgaeGatored t1_jbdkw5z wrote

As I recall, that particular image ended with a spectacular explosion that covered half of Florida with bits of Astronaut.

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mcnuggetfarmer t1_jbdlux4 wrote

Keep the words but change the background to a gang bang

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Proper_Mortgage_1538 t1_jbdt71d wrote

it's better to try and fail rather than wondering if you can make it or not you have to figure it out

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blackbook668 t1_jbdxvgw wrote

"It's pointless" sounds more like something your pride would tell you and "it's impossible" sounds more like a way of reasoning out of doing something.

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TheOnlyKnight t1_jbebyo4 wrote

PRIDE said it's impossible? No!

Pride says it's goddamn guaranteed! Pride says it's not worth worrying about! Pride says that it's going to happen, no matter what, as soon as YOUR beautiful, flawless ass gets off a chair to do it!

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TheGunshipLollipop t1_jbex22d wrote

"I'm sure those o-rings will be fine" whispered the heart.

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Warjilla t1_jbezp03 wrote

Just lunch. - Jebediah Kerman

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willieoshady t1_jbg0ng0 wrote

Little known fact first American monkey to return safely from space was in 1959. This was 11 years after they started sending monkeys to space.

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wildadragon t1_jbg32gk wrote

Fuck it, let's do this. Said the alcohol.

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SamohtGnir t1_jbgjp0o wrote

"Not everything you can imagine is possible, but some things that are possible are unimaginable." - Me

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Limp_Distribution t1_jbgo88s wrote

When humans decide to do what has never been done. We make discoveries. Keep pushing your personal envelope by doing things you’ve never done before and see what happens.

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Original_Hopster t1_jbcm5ad wrote

And all it cost was millions of dollars

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Shady_Mania t1_jbd3jc8 wrote

1% of the annual budget on doing the most metal badass thing ever for the pursuit of knowledge and doing the impossible

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