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iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jbombc6 wrote

Reply to comment by Snaab in Hi there — I don’t know you, but I am grateful you’re alive, happy to have reached you, and wanna throw some positivity your way. [Discussion] by Snaab

I was kidding when I said that I am caligula like figure. I am fun at parties and that makes me Stalin. When I am not sending people to the gulag I am sarcastic with them. When people don't laugh at my jokes gulag it is. So my point is why didn't you laugh at my previous joke about me being caligula. You have about 5 second window to laugh and if you don't. It's gulag for you.

P.s- thank you for tolerating my foolishness. Thank you for caring for me. I care about you too... in a non creepy way of course. BTW can I have your home and office address for research purposes of course.

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Snaab OP t1_jbp2l4o wrote

Well I am absolutely terrible at detecting sarcasm, and admittedly had to look up what caligula meant, so that certainly didn’t set me up for success :P

But your P.S. did get a good laugh out of me, so thanks for the reply. As someone who doesn’t go to parties, I won’t see you there but I’m glad you’re having fun and making people laugh.

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iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jbp6ma0 wrote

Aww you are sweet... BTW my previous comment was also riddled with foolishness. Stalin was actually a horrible man he was the dictator of ussr. And he wasn't great at parties. Also gulag isn't a nice place either. So the premise of this foolishness is that a stupid guy (me) comparing himself to the most terrible person there was. My jokes usually gets funnier when I explain them. Also This is what funny people do they explain their jokes way too much. If you want more explanation feel free to DM me. And please to make up for my misreble life and my neediness Laugh at my joke Also your Laugh should be visible in the comments section.

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Snaab OP t1_jbp9im7 wrote

Huehuehuehuehue

How’s that?

I do know who Stalin is, and what a gulag is. And I’m also well aware of the indisputable fact that only the funniest people know that you need to say “just kidding” in order to unlock the full potential of comedy. I should know, I have to explain my jokes, and I make people laugh all the time. It used to happen everywhere I go. It still does, but it used to, too. At least now I know they’re laughing with me while I cry, rather than at me.

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iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jbpb6f4 wrote

First please Don't cry I'll hand you my imaginary napkin. Now I got that you have a problem with people Laughing at you. What I do in this case is I make fun of myself and even if they are taking it too far you have to come clean and tell them. Make fun of yourself that's what I do.

P.s- the napkin is infected with the new zombie virus. You are a zombie now.

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