Submitted by Kristofmorrow t3_11nu8u3 in GetMotivated
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Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbp91q9 wrote
>is it any good?
I hope so lmao
TheTjalian t1_jbpa4dc wrote
Bahaha. Congrats on your book launch OP. Did you self publish or go through a publisher?
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpaar2 wrote
Self published. It didn’t seem to make sense to put several middlemen between me and an audience when the internet exists. I figured if it it was good enough, it would do well eventually.
TheTjalian t1_jbpbqex wrote
Absolutely respect the grind there. Good on you! I hope you go on to sell loads :)
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpc0o8 wrote
38 free copies so far distributed hahaha
CuntMaster16 t1_jbpdb28 wrote
Well don’t be shy give us the name! What kind of story is it? I’ve been looking for a new read
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpdtp1 wrote
It’s a fantasy story called the second sun and it’s written as if I tried to birth a baby between Tolkien and Dickens
CuntMaster16 t1_jbpdx5k wrote
That actually sounds really good. Where can I buy?
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpf2fh wrote
“They drank to quiet their cheerless reflections of the perils of their bounty. Still Morrow suffered the burden of due celebrity for his skills in battle and the legends inspired enemy warriors of some regard to seek him on the field as their nations met to advance the violent ends they efforted to sew shut. While a young man, Still Morrow delighted in these mortal disputes but as the years aged him, he discovered his foes were of eternal youth and ignorance. And despite sharing the dress of previous champions, he saw those before him become but children, anew and scarcely corrupted by war. The old sergeant came to dread the maintenance of his myth, as he realized his survival of so many campaigns was a curse born from the gods, and his state unrivaled would end when feebleness stole his mind or vengeance rent his heart.”
rainmace t1_jbpnjmu wrote
You realize this stanza barely makes grammatical sense in the English language right?
Phlegm_Garlgles t1_jbpqm8f wrote
💀
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpq24l wrote
Lol of all the comments this is my fave
Cypher1388 t1_jbpthl9 wrote
Looks like someone doesn't have a voice
But yeah some of the stylistic choices in the application of Grammer are... Sus, but not illegible.
CuntMaster16 t1_jbpf66j wrote
I’m loving it
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpfej6 wrote
It’s kinda like that the whole time haha
Chickenheadjac t1_jbphwyu wrote
Audiobook availability?
N4TETHAGR8 t1_jbprltq wrote
that’s great to hear, CuntMaster16!
CuntMaster16 t1_jbpe57l wrote
Also what name did you put for the author? I’m getting a lot of results for that name. Wanna make sure I get the right one. If you don’t want to put it here for ppl to see can you DM me?
demisemihemiwit t1_jbpmfgx wrote
Not giving you a very hard time, but it's in the picture. (⌐■_■)
CuntMaster16 t1_jbpmjhx wrote
True. But I asked and got a awesome story blip
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpexws wrote
It’s Kristof Morrow, my username
CuntMaster16 t1_jbpf2ew wrote
Awesome man. Excited to see it!
Columbia82 t1_jbppoeu wrote
You mean read it
SlowLorris2063 t1_jbpo9rp wrote
I will buy it based on this description alone.
Sovereign444 t1_jbpldn2 wrote
Hey, you can zoom in on the picture and see the name!
dearbokeh t1_jbpfrbl wrote
This is actually not a crazy question. Like obviously you’ve read it, but have you actually read it like a normal person would is totally fair to ask.
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpg8kn wrote
I never suggested it was a crazy question but frankly i did everything I could to ensure the quality of my work and so if it is found wanting then I would hear anyone’s criticism. However, only one person has read the story and they’ve a great many reasons to love it as well.
Edit: I mean to say I have no unbiased source of opinion on my book so I’ll just wait until one emerges.
dearbokeh t1_jbpleq8 wrote
I wasn’t implying you thought it was a crazy question, more so just saying it’s an interesting question in general beyond its comedic take.
Not sure if I’ll read it as it may not be my ‘cup of tea’ but I’ll for sure look it up! Happy for you!
Afraid-General-6568 t1_jbp3noo wrote
Well done brother 😉🙏🏾💯
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbp66k8 wrote
It’s the most work I’ve ever done in my life, paid or no hahaha
Afraid-General-6568 t1_jbpbxo9 wrote
You deserve everything that comes your way my friend
meatballsbonanza t1_jbpbwij wrote
Congrats! Stringing together enough words to constitute a novel is an epic task. You should be proud.
I had a look at the blurb at goodreads and I think you should consider simplifying the language. I had to read the first sentence a few times before I understood it. No good having readers give up even before they open the book.
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpc50q wrote
I did change it but Goodreads takes longer to get its summaries from Amazon I guess
tobiasvl t1_jbpqcn8 wrote
I actually don't think Goodreads automatically updated blurbs when Amazon does. On the other hand, Goodreads is crowd sourced, although you need to be a "Librarian" to edit stuff (just something you apply for). I'm a Librarian so I can update it manually if you want me to.
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpqy2v wrote
Haha that’s amazing yes thank you
tobiasvl t1_jbpt0me wrote
OK, done. BTW, I see that the shorter description is only for Volume I on Amazon, the combined Vol I & II still has the longer one. Maybe that's intentional? There's something weird on Goodreads though - Volume I is there as a separate book, but it's 499 pages long, while Vol I & II is 421 pages...
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpt341 wrote
Yeah I don’t know what that’s about haha
Yarusenai t1_jbpk6yt wrote
I think the same about the excerpt he wrote further up. It's unnecessarily verbose, so much that it really restricts the flow. He does say it's like that the entire time, which would turn me off immediately, but I am probably not the target audience. Good luck in either case!
Sovereign444 t1_jbpkwrd wrote
I agree, I mean I hate to be a spoilsport and I’m happy for him, but it seems unnecessarily overly complicated.
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbplkxz wrote
It was written for those who love writers like Dickens and I appreciate your thoughtful words. Though what I wrote further up about Still Morrow is not a summary, it’s an excerpt from the book.
Yarusenai t1_jbpulpa wrote
Yes, that's what I meant; the excerpt. I corrected that.
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpcghp wrote
“An adventure, charming and whole that seeks to enlighten, to hearten, to soothe and to even frighten the reader when made to contemplate our capacity for good and evil and indifference.”
meatballsbonanza t1_jbpi22l wrote
Much easier to understand
demisemihemiwit t1_jbpms4t wrote
Split infinitive. I'm out.
Just busting chops! I'll never have anything but respect for artists with the focus and drive to finish such a huge task. Congratulations!
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Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpazq7 wrote
It sat by and watched
Weak_Horn3t t1_jbp4m4m wrote
Looked up your book and it sounds dope! Gonna figure out how to get myself a copy soon.
wittiestphrase t1_jbp68h0 wrote
What do you mean? It’s available for purchase and appears to be on Kindle Unlimited.
Strificus t1_jbp6vg5 wrote
Maybe they mean put together the money?
Weak_Horn3t t1_jbp7aj1 wrote
Also that part lol!
Weak_Horn3t t1_jbp789v wrote
Oh I meant getting like a physical copy. I saw it was on kindle but I usually like to get a physical one versus online if I have the option
softcore_UFO t1_jbp59ym wrote
Sixteen months is impressive. You must be incredibly proud.
Suitable-Evidence538 t1_jbp9s6j wrote
I’m jealous and angry, but also happy for you. I’ve been pounding at this craft for years, agents are a gauntlet. Congratulations.
fckdemre t1_jbpr5mc wrote
Dude self published so you could go that way if you so choose
Suitable-Evidence538 t1_jbps1l1 wrote
Thanks. Yea, this man’s smile is convincing me of that. Great call.
fckdemre t1_jbpwlcy wrote
Check out r/selfpublish (I think that's the sub name) for tips and stuff. Lots go into self publishing. Don't want to post out into the void
03ifa014 t1_jbp8g23 wrote
Congratulations!!!
Any advice for those of us looking to get published at some point?
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbp8nan wrote
Self publish. Publishing companies are dying in my view and if the work is quality enough, it will thrive. That’s my hope anyway.
TeamRedundancyTeam t1_jbphtsg wrote
>Publishing companies are dying in my view
Mind elaborating on this?
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpisal wrote
Simon and schuster were purchased by Harper Collins and those who retail their product are often dying. though some bookstores do thrive, I find it to be rare. Media distributed directly to an audience from the source is the future. Like we’re seeing with video games and other media content, the bloom of indie content people discover some has a great deal of cultural value. This is only simulated in a traditional publisher’s boardroom.
Old_Title5793 t1_jbpmckf wrote
What's the process of finding a good editor like when you self publish?
demisemihemiwit t1_jbpmxyy wrote
Excellent question!
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpni5j wrote
Im disabled with severe Tourette’s and my wife and I just separated so I had no money for an editor lol it’s a mistake, I know but one that cannot be helped.
Killbanne t1_jbp0jnl wrote
Congratulations!
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbp0xlz wrote
Thank you!!!
Supahonky t1_jbp7lnm wrote
I guess I'm the only one wondering... What is it about? I would also like to say congratulations.
Weak_Horn3t t1_jbp8kmz wrote
I found the summary on here
Meringues t1_jbpdpw4 wrote
Sounds interesting, i put it on my reading list.
Supahonky t1_jbp8o4x wrote
Thank you!
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbp8yvz wrote
I could kiss you haha
Delhigh t1_jbpo31h wrote
I'll find out what it's about when I buy it
Vincent541 t1_jbpeah5 wrote
My stupid ass thought you never owned a book and was like, yeah man small steps.. And then it dawned, you wrote your own book
reach_Chris t1_jbp0qoo wrote
There's nothing quite like that feeling! Congrats!!
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marlinmarlin99 t1_jbp7cq9 wrote
Maybe put the link for the book and synopsis maybe iono.
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbp8123 wrote
I don’t want to self promote 🤷♂️if people want to look it up by the title or my name they can
klippDagga t1_jbpa5sc wrote
Very cool and congratulations!
How did you decide what type of story you wanted to write?
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpavwy wrote
I didn’t write one story, it’s hundreds of stories that only seemto make sense when you put them together
Ganzo_The_Great t1_jbphjbq wrote
Reminds me of Ray Bradbury's the Martian Chronicles.
Congrats btw. That is not a small achievement by any means, you should be proud af!
Jackmerious t1_jbpcgi7 wrote
Congrats! It’s one of the best feelings isn’t it?
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpckzd wrote
It really is. The best so far in my life.
Lokkuri t1_jbpf4g7 wrote
Did you take any lessons how to write a book? Ive been interested to write my self, but after some pages i realize it all reads just like a diary, with no "driving force" behind it.
All the luck to you
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpfmwe wrote
I taught myself actually but the first book I ever read to become a writer was “On writing” by Stephen King, which he said don’t use adverbs. I followed that advice until I could learn to use them effectively.
YeahMarkYeah t1_jbpf9k6 wrote
09232022 t1_jbpgs9e wrote
I read this and initially thought you had to save up money for 16 months to buy the first book you've ever owned, ever. I'm like damn, I know the economy is tough but that's like some Nigeria level poverty.
Happy for you dude! Always been a dream of mine.
Gloomy_Sleep8588 t1_jbph2zj wrote
r/mademesmile
gilgasmashglass t1_jbphv3j wrote
Congrats!
I’m still in the midst of writing my story and have considered self-publishing as well. Traditional, as much as it is “respected,” does feel like it is dying and not keeping up with the fast world that is evolving around it (and the wait times for it is from what i heard, agony.)
Any advice when going the self-pub route?
averm27 t1_jbploh6 wrote
Congrats!!
I've been struggling to finish my book. Started it during mid COVID.
Haven't touched in around 2 months.
While reading it, I was unhappy with a lot of the story, so I deleted almost 100 pages..
From 27 chapters done. Now 15 chapter..
I made a mistake deleting it all, and cannot find them anymore.
Writing is harder and honestly tiresome. I enjoy the hell out of it. Just demoralized, I'll get back into it, hopefully, soon
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpm11o wrote
I wrote the whole book, 162,000 words and had to rewrite the entire thing because I had basically only written notes
NB0608sd t1_jbpnm4r wrote
Stipe Miocic?
Dyliciouz t1_jbpnn9v wrote
Stipe Miocic wrote a book?
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpnyao wrote
People have commented this like a dozen times, is he someone famous?
ArizonaBong t1_jbpokyf wrote
UFC Heavyweight GOAT
Dyliciouz t1_jbx848j wrote
Legend of MMA heavyweight division, genuinely thought that's who I saw for a second lol
skywalker3827 t1_jbp4l0n wrote
Wow, really well done!!
Paul_Thomo t1_jbp4mit wrote
Wow! Well done 👍🏻
JRsFancy t1_jbp895g wrote
Much respect my man!
kintleko t1_jbp9syf wrote
It's a lot of hard work but you have done it! I am happy for you, that's a huge milestone! I hope you celebrate this success!
MistaJaycee t1_jbpa8a9 wrote
Congrats
seejaywhy t1_jbpakhg wrote
Congratulations, that is quite an accomplishment
ShueiHS t1_jbpar9a wrote
Congrats it's an accomplishment on its own! I wish you the best :)
Buttlickers69 t1_jbpaz0o wrote
Congratulations!! 🎉🍾
KB_Sez t1_jbpdmb4 wrote
Brilliant!!!! Congratulations!!!
Put up an affiliate Amazon link so folks can check it out!
AintNothinButaDream t1_jbpeib6 wrote
Congrats! Very cool.
Your next book should be a book on how you wrote and self published your first book.
Then your third book should be a book on how you wrote your second book.
Etc, etc.
You're welcome!
dangerouspeyote t1_jbpf6xg wrote
Congratulations! That is a massive accomplishment.
Holobolt t1_jbpfe5r wrote
This is my only motivation to write, to hold the book I wrote
NonAdorable t1_jbpfkuc wrote
I'm happy for you!
thealexchamberlain t1_jbpfncu wrote
Congrats!
UzaiBaka t1_jbpftbn wrote
Just bought it on Amazon, looking forward to the read and congrats!
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpgp6l wrote
Aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! I’m so happy lol you’re the very first to actually BUY it
dearbokeh t1_jbpg4wr wrote
This is a really beautiful photograph. I can feel how proud you are. Makes me even feel good inside. Not an easy thing to capture. Congrats!
Thund3rB3ast t1_jbpgd36 wrote
Amazing stuff. Congratulations.
Talmaska t1_jbpgj3f wrote
Well done, old son! I hope it sells a million copies and you write many more to your adoring fans. Well done indeed.
TheChoosingBeggar t1_jbphbnj wrote
I love images like this. This smile is absolutely everything. The face of self satisfied accomplishment. Wonderful accomplishment OP. All the best.
EvolMada t1_jbpi4bm wrote
Any good? Can you summarize so I don’t have to read it all?
EvolMada t1_jbpiiks wrote
Congratulations!! Very motivating to see people doing things outside their comfort zone. ☝🏻Just kidding BTW. All for the haha.
Alphalance t1_jbpibc8 wrote
Congratulations!
Legitimate_Wizard t1_jbpij6b wrote
You look super happy! I love this picture.
Guuurrrl_okeehay t1_jbpipup wrote
What an inspiration!
orjanbodo2 t1_jbpj8if wrote
Bought it. Good luck, wish you all the best!
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jamesallensmith t1_jbpjhez wrote
Is this a sequel? Where's the first sun book? Great job by the way and congrats 😊
TheWalkindude_- t1_jbpji12 wrote
Wow that has to be an amazing feeling. Congratulations 🎈🎊
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Effective-Okra t1_jbpjrgo wrote
Bravo and Congratulations! This is very exciting! :)
WillametteWanderer t1_jbpkhkm wrote
Great Job! The focus it takes to get even the first draft written is amazing, not to mention the rewrites. You should be very proud!
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpl365 wrote
Thank you so much, it really does mean a lot that people see I worked really really hard and not to mention, it gets lonely being a writer. Not many who have the patience to share your work with regularly.
bernt-leftovers t1_jbpl15m wrote
Pics of the fronts and back cover, please!
Thunderror t1_jbpm0wd wrote
I was looking for more descriptive description of what the story is about. https://i.imgur.com/Bh1Npjq.jpg
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpmms9 wrote
It’s an epic fantasy with hundreds of characters and plots that intertwine at dramatic moments, knights, two empires, one in decay, the other in civil war.
Conquered peoples conspiring to kill those who occupy them by building a massive navy of former enslaved peoples and patriots from the homeland.
The other story is about a paradise with fae folk and giants living amongst one another for thousands of years, sheltered by a mist until they discover someone simply floated through untouched by that once certain death.
geodude_007 t1_jbpm8lg wrote
Low-key thought you were Daniel Radcliffe when I first saw your picture. Lol
White_Elzora t1_jbpm8vz wrote
Something many dream of, but never do. Just to complete a story is worth congradulating! Now, having the courage to publish it? A big congrats to you! Wish you the best!
Samwise_the_Tall t1_jbpmcug wrote
What came first: The book or the sweater?
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpoiv0 wrote
The book for sure
usernamedunbeentaken t1_jbpmd77 wrote
That's a long time to save up to buy a book. But congrats I guess. For your second book just go to the library! Books are free there.
PaulieStreams t1_jbpmna8 wrote
Must have a lot of time on your hands now that you are no longer the UFC heavy weight champ Mr Miocic?
MerCat3 t1_jbpmnt4 wrote
CONGRATULATIONS ❣️❣️❣️
Elmst333 t1_jbpmrix wrote
I got that sweater! The Irish store right?
etfarmgirl t1_jbpn3q9 wrote
You got the sweater you are a real author
Somerset76 t1_jbpn661 wrote
You look like a proud daddy! Congratulations!
SkiBumb1977 t1_jbpn9oq wrote
How do we get the book?
PIebejer t1_jbpn9qp wrote
I have tears in my eyes because I'm so happy for you. Well done. No we do not know each other.
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpnq9h wrote
If I get anywhere with this, we can be friends!
AGreenJacket t1_jbpno71 wrote
Congrats my dude! Got an audiobook yet? (Or are you looking for a narrator cause I know a guy)
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpnuvw wrote
I need an audiobook more than anything. All the reports I’ve gotten back is that it’s much nicer to hear than read because I use a complex and irregular sentence structure
AGreenJacket t1_jbpolvo wrote
Well hey if you need a guy I do this for a living!
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpouy2 wrote
Ummmmm okay haha DM me? I guess
Edit: this guy has signed a contract with me to produce the audiobook
jacksev t1_jbpo0v3 wrote
This is so awesome! It sounds very interesting. I’ll definitely be picking it up soon.
FergusonTerd t1_jbpox1l wrote
Is it normal to release multi volume books like this simultaneously? Just curious, I would think, you’d make more money releasing separately. Especially for first edition
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpph74 wrote
Well I wrote a long book and thought I could offer the first half free and if you liked it you could buy the combined volume 1 and 2
Windturnscold t1_jbppqss wrote
You look like stipe miocic
fsereicikas t1_jbppyzp wrote
Did you open the book and smell it?
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpq3vc wrote
Actually I didn’t I will do that now
Edits; smells like glue
fsereicikas t1_jbr0kou wrote
Nice.
JeffreyDawmer t1_jbpq32r wrote
What an incredible story. I hope you go on to sell tens of copies
Chemical_Court2001 t1_jbpq5uv wrote
Good job man! I'm proud of you 😊😊😊👍👏👏
jdamwyk t1_jbps6l0 wrote
Oh my god fr!? Dude congrats! How tough was the process of getting published? I’ve been thinking about writing but i’ve always been intimidated by the whole thing. I hope you keep writing!
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpsh44 wrote
I self published after a few rejection letters. I’m fine with it so far.
jdamwyk t1_jbw45a9 wrote
Color me impressed bro. You inspire me to follow my dreams and i totally dig it 😌
Lamplightermk101 t1_jbq0v9a wrote
It won’t let me upvote for some reason? Congrats!
Chrystel7 t1_jbqbz7g wrote
What is it about
IllustriousTravel913 t1_jbrx9nc wrote
Congratulations!!! I am so happy for you.
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BigRocket t1_jbpbq8t wrote
First book called second *** vol 1 and 2. Are there lots of numbers within the book too?
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Alarid t1_jbpklgx wrote
"If the sun is so great, where is sun two?"
DaBears2112 t1_jbplltf wrote
Oh the Photoshop possibilities
mdegroat t1_jbpmamy wrote
Your first book is called the second?
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Tchaikovsky08 t1_jbpmcx1 wrote
Congrats on paying money to a vanity press to give a book you wrote the sheen of legitimacy. Congrats on using reddit for thinly veiled marketing for said book.
mastagras t1_jbpukny wrote
Congrats on being a cynical, mean, bitter little twatwaffle that adds nothing of value to this thread.
OP congrats on the achievement and making something that was important and special to you a reality.
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbqbwhf wrote
Thank you ☺️
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpmy7n wrote
Lol I self published on Amazon you nerd and you do realize people other than celebrities achieve things right? Maybe have some class solidarity.
Edit: also I designed the cover sooooooooooo
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Dogga2868 t1_jbppt9z wrote
Congratulations! What an amazing achievement - and I’m sure this is a dream come true moment - enjoy! 💯🔥🤙
Careless_Science5426 t1_jbppymv wrote
Congrats! That's an awesome accomplishment!
EstradaEnsalada t1_jbpq4vm wrote
What an authoresque fit lol
xxElevationXX t1_jbpq4zf wrote
Stipe Miocic?
glowson t1_jbpq7oz wrote
18 months of work? @#$! How much does it cost?!
swat__katt t1_jbprtny wrote
But... is it your first sun though? Kidding, Congrats!!
Nerds4Yous t1_jbpcptd wrote
Again?
Kristofmorrow OP t1_jbpdbrt wrote
Bro I’ve been working on this for free for 16 months, if I want to post that achievement to TWO subreddits, I think that’s alright, don’t you?
TheTjalian t1_jbp8t94 wrote
Have you read it yet? Is it any good?