FallenITD t1_jby8l70 wrote on March 12, 2023 at 5:26 PM

the luna moth loses its mouth and digestive system after completing its metamorphosis.

it will die of starvation in a few weeks. if it manages to successfully reproduce it will cause this sadistic joke of evolution to continue.

bug: has no mouth and it must scream.

sptlssmnd t1_jbyl1v5 wrote on March 12, 2023 at 6:51 PM

Great reference there

halfplanckmind t1_jbz3u93 wrote on March 12, 2023 at 9:02 PM

Acid Bath approves

Kickenkitchenkitten t1_jbzctlb wrote on March 12, 2023 at 10:06 PM

Do you want a dead gopher? Because that's how you get a dead gopher. Edit: Woodchuck, whatever.

CrestonSpiers t1_jbzpul0 wrote on March 12, 2023 at 11:41 PM

ACROSS

YOUR

FACE

I SEE WHAT YOU ARE

YOU WANNA KILL THE SUN

BLOT OUT THE STARS

mwdavisii t1_jbzt5pc wrote on March 13, 2023 at 12:07 AM

I came here to make sure someone pointed this out. Well done!

RillingStone t1_jbzv1vl wrote on March 13, 2023 at 12:21 AM

You must be fun at parties

RillingStone t1_jbzv2nc wrote on March 13, 2023 at 12:21 AM

(Unironically)

cliswp t1_jbzz6k2 wrote on March 13, 2023 at 12:53 AM

Heaven is what you mix all the days of your life, but you call it dreams. You have one chance to buy your Heaven with all the intents and ethics of your life. That is why everyone considers Heaven such a lovely place. Because it is dreams, special dreams, in which you exist. What you have to do is live up to them.