iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jd2m665 wrote on March 21, 2023 at 12:04 PM

Keep going were.

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Walaags t1_jd2wl3u wrote on March 21, 2023 at 1:32 PM

Wake up. Shower. Have Breakfast. Go to work. Work. Have lunch. More work. Get home. Prepare dinner. Have dinner. Time to myself. Brush my teeth. Go to sleep and repeat.

iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jd2zvsm wrote on March 21, 2023 at 1:57 PM

To what end.

[deleted] t1_jd6vbl4 wrote on March 22, 2023 at 7:20 AM

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Walaags t1_jdbanl2 wrote on March 23, 2023 at 3:52 AM

The end is death but there is literally all of it happening before that.

iamCaptainDeadpool t1_jdbbbe4 wrote on March 23, 2023 at 3:58 AM

I don't get it, Mr. walaags, this is something adults with life must do.

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javaargusavetti t1_jd6g98j wrote on March 22, 2023 at 4:14 AM

Wake up. Turn off alarm. Take a piss. Lay back down. Snuggle blanket. Rub face in pillow. Sleep an extra hour. Wake up. Roll over. Groan. Sleep 15 more minutes. Wake up. Throw off blanket. Get up. Piss again. Shower. Wear clothes. Coffee. Drive to coffee shop. More coffee. Drive to work. Sneak in back door so Lumberg doesn't see you. More coffee. Pretend to work. Coffee break. Meetings. Lunch. Coffee. Meetings. Email. Coffee. M&Ms. Goof off at the water cooler. Leave work. Grocery store. Buy coffee. Drive home. Cook dinner. Feed cat. Eat dinner. clean up. Scroll Reddit. Fall asleep on couch with the TV on.

harlojones t1_jd522jb wrote on March 21, 2023 at 9:54 PM

Not to be confused with Sam Levinson professional motherfucker

TaskSignificant4171 t1_jd5x9fk wrote on March 22, 2023 at 1:35 AM

Or his mother, Jan Levenson

neutralevilbae t1_jd6bpwf wrote on March 22, 2023 at 3:30 AM

Jan Levinson, I presume?

stop_lying_good_god t1_jd342kb wrote on March 21, 2023 at 2:27 PM

Damn. This hits.

bricknovax0389 t1_jd5wwub wrote on March 22, 2023 at 1:32 AM

If you waste time, time will waste you

stop_lying_good_god t1_jd630qq wrote on March 22, 2023 at 2:18 AM

That hits even harder.

Interesting-Tap2342 t1_jd5pvzq wrote on March 22, 2023 at 12:40 AM

For real

stop_lying_good_god t1_jd5qfc4 wrote on March 22, 2023 at 12:44 AM

I feel like this is a homage to Stoicism.

[deleted] t1_jd73zmr wrote on March 22, 2023 at 9:25 AM

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stop_lying_good_god t1_jd7ase4 wrote on March 22, 2023 at 10:54 AM

It's just so meta.

bill_gannon t1_jd5psla wrote on March 22, 2023 at 12:40 AM

If you're going through Hell. Keep going.

-Winston Churchill

DigimonTheMovie t1_jd5rhck wrote on March 22, 2023 at 12:52 AM

Yeah, but should we REALLY be taking advice from a creep like Sam Levenson?

Blankspaces222 t1_jd5w2p9 wrote on March 22, 2023 at 1:26 AM

Keep moving forward.

maniacalmustacheride t1_jd379it wrote on March 21, 2023 at 2:49 PM

Ah, man. I have kids. I have to watch the clock.

whiskeyriver0987 t1_jd504iv wrote on March 21, 2023 at 9:41 PM

Wheel's spinning but the hamsters dead.

EndGuy555 t1_jd59oqc wrote on March 21, 2023 at 10:46 PM

Middle manager moment

Madmorda t1_jd6aitb wrote on March 22, 2023 at 3:19 AM

How am I supposed to know what the clock is doing if I'm not watching it? Instructions unclear.

Spider-Man3725 t1_jd6h6a4 wrote on March 22, 2023 at 4:23 AM

Dude. This. I have no words. Just perfect.

irritatingapparatus8 t1_jd6o92b wrote on March 22, 2023 at 5:45 AM

Don't worry about the folks that keep bugging and occupying your attention.

solthar t1_jd6sb7u wrote on March 22, 2023 at 6:38 AM

Followed instructions to imitate clock.

Failed

Stuck going around in circles, always ending where I started from.

OptionalFTW t1_jd6trv6 wrote on March 22, 2023 at 6:58 AM

mmm fuck that. I think i will watch the clock and wait for my shit job to be over so i can enjoy my life.

WanderingIncubus6992 t1_jd6ve95 wrote on March 22, 2023 at 7:21 AM

TMW you build Big Ben and get that extra economy policy slot 👌
And yes, I totes read this in Sean Bean's voice.

Robbielovesdoritos t1_jd7hb52 wrote on March 22, 2023 at 12:02 PM

Yeah!!! Keep scrolling, you're almost there!!!

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