AliBarberTheSecond t1_ir0bmp5 wrote on October 4, 2022 at 12:37 PM

Was the weird ass photo of that monkey really necessary

The_Cleansing_Flame t1_ir0bspq wrote on October 4, 2022 at 12:38 PM

Whatbkind of weird ass monkey is that anyway?

AliBarberTheSecond t1_ir0bzli wrote on October 4, 2022 at 12:40 PM

Snub-nosed monkey. Terrifying

sandy_catheter OP t1_ir0c3pl wrote on October 4, 2022 at 12:41 PM

Known for stealing clams in the Himalayas.

AliBarberTheSecond t1_ir0c85y wrote on October 4, 2022 at 12:42 PM

Dammit no

LightOverWater t1_ir1n3a2 wrote on October 4, 2022 at 5:59 PM

I don't see a monkey, just your typical Instagram model.

moebiusunlooper t1_ir06rzc wrote on October 4, 2022 at 11:52 AM

No. Root out these clam thieves and destroy them.

Then establish perimeters around your clam farm and place turrets strategically.

Now everyday you can count the bodies of the would be clam thieves while eating fresh clam sandwiches.

weirdgroovynerd t1_ir0dcfu wrote on October 4, 2022 at 12:51 PM

Also, ask your uncle for your nose back.

mastadonstudios t1_ir1a9rq wrote on October 4, 2022 at 4:38 PM

What the fuck is this post

sandy_catheter OP t1_ir222r3 wrote on October 4, 2022 at 7:32 PM

Motivation to steal more clams

glad_reaper t1_ir06rxa wrote on October 4, 2022 at 11:52 AM

Only if the clams are small problems and other needs are met.

If its a big clam, like your house burns down while you were already in debt, its a problem every day.

sandy_catheter OP t1_ir0753m wrote on October 4, 2022 at 11:55 AM

These aren't metaphorical clams, though

glad_reaper t1_ir08iwn wrote on October 4, 2022 at 12:09 PM

If I'm starved for clams and have been for a while, losing real clams would be my problem the next day too

sandy_catheter OP t1_ir0c0p1 wrote on October 4, 2022 at 12:40 PM

You're absolutely right. I need to go back to the drawing board on this one.

OverBoard7889 t1_ir0fp37 wrote on October 4, 2022 at 1:10 PM

House burns down, Because you were in debt, insurance is up to date though...

JesterRaiin t1_ir1jssj wrote on October 4, 2022 at 5:38 PM

Botched plastic surgery?

Infidian t1_ir2h7de wrote on October 4, 2022 at 9:05 PM

yo I'm glad we've all mutually agreed not to shit on this one I kinda like it

spinyfever t1_ir4rvex wrote on October 5, 2022 at 10:16 AM

Monke wants clams he gets clams, he doesn't think about yesterday's lost clams. He doesn't think about the people trying to stop him from getting clams. He wants clams he goes and gets clams. Be more like Monke.

Shenanigamii t1_ir0idrw wrote on October 4, 2022 at 1:31 PM

HEY!!!! Who moved my cheese?

Joky03 t1_ir39jqx wrote on October 5, 2022 at 12:31 AM

monkey jackson

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