Submitted by sandy_catheter t3_xvcul4 in GetMotivated
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moebiusunlooper t1_ir06rzc wrote
No. Root out these clam thieves and destroy them.
Then establish perimeters around your clam farm and place turrets strategically.
Now everyday you can count the bodies of the would be clam thieves while eating fresh clam sandwiches.
sandy_catheter OP t1_ir0753m wrote
These aren't metaphorical clams, though
glad_reaper t1_ir08iwn wrote
If I'm starved for clams and have been for a while, losing real clams would be my problem the next day too
AliBarberTheSecond t1_ir0bmp5 wrote
Was the weird ass photo of that monkey really necessary
The_Cleansing_Flame t1_ir0bspq wrote
Whatbkind of weird ass monkey is that anyway?
AliBarberTheSecond t1_ir0bzli wrote
Snub-nosed monkey. Terrifying
sandy_catheter OP t1_ir0c0p1 wrote
You're absolutely right. I need to go back to the drawing board on this one.
sandy_catheter OP t1_ir0c3pl wrote
Known for stealing clams in the Himalayas.
AliBarberTheSecond t1_ir0c85y wrote
Dammit no
weirdgroovynerd t1_ir0dcfu wrote
Also, ask your uncle for your nose back.
OverBoard7889 t1_ir0fp37 wrote
House burns down, Because you were in debt, insurance is up to date though...
Shenanigamii t1_ir0idrw wrote
HEY!!!! Who moved my cheese?
mastadonstudios t1_ir1a9rq wrote
What the fuck is this post
JesterRaiin t1_ir1jssj wrote
Botched plastic surgery?
LightOverWater t1_ir1n3a2 wrote
I don't see a monkey, just your typical Instagram model.
sandy_catheter OP t1_ir222r3 wrote
Motivation to steal more clams
spinyfever t1_ir4rvex wrote
Monke wants clams he gets clams, he doesn't think about yesterday's lost clams. He doesn't think about the people trying to stop him from getting clams. He wants clams he goes and gets clams. Be more like Monke.
glad_reaper t1_ir06rxa wrote
Only if the clams are small problems and other needs are met.
If its a big clam, like your house burns down while you were already in debt, its a problem every day.