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fadoxi t1_isq0oec wrote

Oummm... What should I throw and where should I throw it?

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BTCbob t1_isqsy59 wrote

If you go to a baseball game and don’t wear a glove but then nobody else is wearing one either and everyone is wearing white clothes and the bat looks like a paddle and there are wooden toys and the pitcher bounces the ball, then maybe you are at a cricket game and not a baseball game. -Bob 2022

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_Ronin07 t1_isropg2 wrote

Wicket keeper wears gloves in cricket.

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TurnipHursty t1_isr8cuu wrote

Ok this flew over my head. Does anyone care to explain?

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ahmadwaleed181 t1_isrhdly wrote

Don’t just be a consumer in life. Try to produce something for others too. Give back to humanity.

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cromag111 t1_isrviwe wrote

Could be taken as ‘don’t let people walk all over you, speak up sometimes and allow yourself to be heard’

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tlst9999 t1_israfj1 wrote

If you wear a catcher's mitt on both hands, you can't throw the ball.

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Curururu t1_isre384 wrote

So just take one off if you have to throw something or masterbate, duh.

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CaptainAlliance t1_issap40 wrote

Damn, I didn't know Maya Angelou knew how to throw it back

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sorrybouthat00 t1_istc3ip wrote

Exactly, people will keep throwing their bullshit at you especially if you have no way to return it to them. They'll bleed your life force and move on to the next victim if you're not a threat at all. Learn to say no and get comfortable with confrontation.

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VictoriousStalemate t1_isrim2a wrote

Wow. So deep.

At least it's only a quote and not one of her poems. Her poetry is awful. Like something an angst ridden teenager would write.

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Hairy_Dave t1_isro6uk wrote

Weak as fuck analogy. Like, technically it makes sense but what’s it trying to say?

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Send_Me_Questions t1_istju9z wrote

I'd love to throw it back, but my butt's too small :(

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380ppk t1_isrtqri wrote

I don’t get it. If you have catcher’s mitts on both your hands - how did you get the second one on? And how do you get them off once you have them on both hands? Do you use your feet? Cuz if you do, then you could probably throw the ball with your feet anyway so why not just leave them on?

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