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TripedalCyclops t1_it0eqxk wrote

I hate to be the spelling police, but the title says Magic Skelton. Wasn't there a Red Skelton, and I am a Magic Skeleton?

Nice mental image either way. Weird but accurate

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lionbarz t1_it0pj4n wrote

I’m up against a lot of other magic skeletons though

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kiss_me_billy t1_it12e42 wrote

this description really just makes me feel like gingerly crawling into a gauze cocoon to coddle my fragile flesh meats until the end of time

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vercertorix t1_it13qgy wrote

Got arrested by the other magic skeletons. They said there’s a long list of things I can’t do.

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MrMark77 t1_it14tnf wrote

That really is fucking awful.

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ipswitch_ t1_it182ap wrote

Yeah it's all goofy skeleton tweets right up until he tries to get the Internet Archive shut down because he's worried about his book sales. This guy is a real asshole, just the worst type of nerd you can imagine.

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Colonel_Kipplar t1_it18iwe wrote

A magic skeleton that gets very tired for no reason.

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Chimeron1995 t1_it1askg wrote

The skeleton isn’t really the magic bit. We’re just meat machines run my a meat computer. The meat computer is the special part. Evidence- you can remove a lot of bones and still be functional. Remove a few bits from the computer bit and well…

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lookamazed t1_it1bogl wrote

This guy is prime /r/LinkedInLunatics

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FederalSlutInspector t1_it1dl1i wrote

Kinda sketches me out that he considers us packed with meat rather than muscle...

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DrewJayJoan t1_it1ivyj wrote

"Your brain is just a meat computer inside a bone cockpit piloting a skin robot! You think the world makes sense? Nothing makes sense! So you might as well make nonsense! Think about it!"

-Bill Cipher.

I'm now realizing that I have a paragraph-long Bill Cipher quote committed to memory.

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chronotrigs t1_it1mnpv wrote

Except get up in the morning, apparently.

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Spiritofhonour t1_it1n7uo wrote

Humans are just giant meat donuts. The hole is just very long.

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FO_Steven t1_it1ne1l wrote

"Sharp bones" holup.... how sharp?

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TheEyeDontLie t1_it1p15q wrote

Replying to chev327fox (#150,881)

They said "coddle". Coddled eggs is a method somewhat similar to poached eggs but to a lower temperature.

Personally I think coddled eggs are gross slimy things, but if my eggs are going to be cooked I suppose it's better than scrambled or fried.

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StaticWood t1_it1pqg8 wrote

I’m neither the skeleton nor the magic.

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Elco1998 t1_it1suhq wrote

🤚imaaaaginaaaaatiooon 🤚😃

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obiwanmoloney t1_it1uip1 wrote

Love this!

(I used my magic electric meat tentacles to transfer this thought from my mind to electricity, then light, straight to your imagination wherever you are on the planet)

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Mech-Waldo t1_it1ws57 wrote

Tuesday was also the day I got home and couldn't find where I left my pot brownie.

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OminOus_PancakeS t1_it1xqxg wrote

I don't find this especially motivating but I do find it mildly cringe-inducing.

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ADGx27 t1_it1zunz wrote

Magic skeleton? You’re goddamn right. Call me Heisenbones

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PM_ME_YOUR_MESMER t1_it20d7c wrote

Just describing my body in a unique way won't pay my bills. It won't suddenly buy me a house that my children can grow up in, and it sure as hell won't get me a payrise.

Content like this adds nothing of value to the world.

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Matchew024 t1_it23nnx wrote

A few years ago I shattered my kneecap. After the doctor screwed the top half and bottom of if my kneecap he told me that I would grow a new kneecap. I couldn't believe even at 34 my body could still do this. Magic skeleton indeed!

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agoodpapa t1_it25ez3 wrote

I'm really more of a roving bacteria colony, TBH.

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onetimenative t1_it27g12 wrote

Sticks and stones may break my bones
but words will never hurt me they said

.... but she said I was ugly now my electricity is telling my imagination that my meat hurts inside my magic skeleton :(

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Dr_Peter_Blood t1_it29eyf wrote

The day you realize you are actually one of the weakest life forms on earth whose only real protective weapon is his fragile, jelly-like brain that is seemingly capable of compensating most of your weaknesses...by destroying everything around you.

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GoldenDingleberry t1_it2a5pj wrote

Can someone explain why people like this so much? This guy wrote a book based on this tweet, thatwa recommended to me but turned out to be ridiculous. I dont get it.

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TurrPhennirPhan t1_it2agfz wrote

Thank you, guy who wrote decent Star Wars novels!

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R0m4ik t1_it2cmdj wrote

Daily reminder that you can feel moist on your bones

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Publius015 t1_it2eorr wrote

I'll do ya one better - you are a bunch of intelligent, self-aware atoms that can move voluntarily.

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jercule_poirot t1_it2f5o1 wrote

I've been called a lot of things in my life,some bad,some worse,but never a magic skeleton,thank you

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MemeDaddee t1_it2f81r wrote

every other day of the week i feel like a lame skeleton

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MR_DARK999 t1_it2gdfj wrote

That's Dark Motivation hats off

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Torque2101 t1_it2i6po wrote

It's hard to feel positive about Twitter posts. Bluechecks will post stuff like this, the turn around call a 13 year old child a "Nazi" and tell the child to kill themselves for not liking a movie about space wizards.

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Thundrfox t1_it2ksfv wrote

That’s a fun discription

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StrawberryStalin t1_it2lrks wrote

This guy looks like he prefers a night indoors playing Switch while his wife goes to her boyfriend’s place.

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WornInShoes t1_it2ppsk wrote

Lol my magic skeleton is defective (I have spina bifida)

What’s the return policy here

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bincyvoss t1_it2s2fr wrote

This would be nice embroidered on a pillow.

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cahuff99 t1_it2t3vb wrote

For some reason this made me think of Nick Miller: “I have two perfectly good forks at the end of my arms”

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mcfinnish t1_it2tb9a wrote

The beauty is it’s not actually magic, it’s just how your body is.

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Valerian_ t1_it2vx9v wrote

Replying to vercertorix (#150,436)

Did they have have hollow tubes that contains small pieces of metal filled with magic quick expanding/heating powder? If they use their tentacles on the moving metal bits it can remove magic from skeletons.

Also by "said", do you mean they used their cave of sharp bones to generate magic air waves that somehow transmit data?

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Seltz_ t1_it2wzcx wrote

Atheists trying to motivate themselves like:

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bean_boy39 t1_it36wuo wrote

There’s this outlook of Tuesday, then there is Virginia Woolf’s outlook…

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BokoMoko t1_it374vr wrote

Is imagination infinite?

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aup123 t1_it3gv08 wrote

Replying to ipswitch_ (#150,633)

Huh, so the nerds who talk like this and use "humans are strange creatures" type of jargan are actually dickheads that are socailly stunted.

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!

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monkeygoneape t1_it3jvt9 wrote

Wouldn't be taking advice from chuck wending

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sabyr400 t1_it3o0pi wrote

I'm pretty sure I'm the wrinkly fleshy part house within the topmost chamber of the magic skeleton, and am the magic skeleton's pilot.

But that's still pretty magical tbh.

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deathbunnyy t1_it4fqkv wrote

Just a sack of meat with electricity running through it.

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DoritoDust7 t1_it4p580 wrote

My dude it is Thursday, not Tuesday.

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dropnad_tosspin t1_it4udng wrote

I’m actually a consciousness, thank you. The skeleton is only here for support.

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