Submitted by jjwinc68 t3_ye6l27 in GetMotivated
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FuturamaMemes t1_itwls39 wrote
Furlong by furlong, live so long
FuturamaMemes t1_itwm9xj wrote
Foot by foot, life is hard put
RomanRiesen t1_ityoci9 wrote
Fathom by fathom you will not have an anthem
Chuisque t1_itz3s1g wrote
Millimeter by millimeter, how you measure your peter.
kingtaco_17 t1_itz5d6l wrote
Hey
TheAuraTree t1_itwx964 wrote
Inch by inch I can deal with. Even Slink by Regulation isn't even a whole yard long. Two feet at most. Needs lots of lube.
honoryourgeniusnow t1_itxq7ir wrote
Cm by cm, life just couldn’t be sweeter.
spoonandtheriver t1_itxxxxo wrote
I've heard it as "Life's a cinch by the inch and hard by the yard."
ywarren1 t1_itxy56m wrote
Sidebar: had anybody else seen advertisements on their fortunes??? 1 of mine had a Daniel's Jewelers ad and now I'm turned off of fortune cookies 😒😕☹️
TickleMcGiggles t1_itz425s wrote
I have. I first saw ads in them earlier this year I think.
jjwinc68 OP t1_ityvmix wrote
No, I haven't had that experience (yet). Thanks for warning me.
conker1264 t1_ity53vo wrote
Least you didn’t get you will have sex with your mom
NoBodySpecial51 t1_ityoct4 wrote
O.o
iancuraduioan t1_iu0fnn4 wrote
Rick and Morty Season 6, i forgot which episode, but that's where the sex with your mom fortune cookie comes from
DogTheBonahHunter t1_itydtl5 wrote
In bed
AliBarberTheSecond t1_itwk0pa wrote
How is this motivating, it doesn't even make any sense
jjwinc68 OP t1_itwn3kc wrote
It's a play on "baby steps" as being a good way to get from point A to point B. Breaking things down into smaller, more manageable tasks.
routerg0d t1_itygssj wrote
That’s what she said.
MinnieShoof t1_ityt16u wrote
... am I the only one bothered by the lack of easy centering?
Inch by inch life's a cinch.
Yard by yard life is hard.
... they line up so easy.
Minimum-Percentage-6 t1_ity7fd3 wrote
My great aunt a retired nurse use to say this to me or to her older sister, my Grams. :)
CodeIsWeird t1_itygyoh wrote
Imagine using imperial system
TheOtherJeff t1_ityo872 wrote
Pound by pound, life is round
TheOtherJeff t1_ityo972 wrote
Mistake by mistake, life’s a heartache.
80085ntits t1_itypleu wrote
*Laughs in metric*
Duffanon t1_itz8e0m wrote
Wow, well put
tobycastle t1_itzbbd6 wrote
Damn this hit the heart
mjc53509 t1_itzj2q4 wrote
That is some serious wisdom right there. I dig it
sum_dude44 t1_itzmytj wrote
a wise cat said this https://youtu.be/jocArPO44uI
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KidEight t1_itypkp9 wrote
Mile by mile life gives you piles
Zech08 t1_itywg1x wrote
some unit of measurement by Same unit of measurement doesnt really seem to make as much sense as the other variations of this.
sarahpeels t1_ityy5gu wrote
Little by little Inch by inch By the yard is hard, But the inch - what a cinch! Never stare up the stairs, Just step up the steps Little by little, Inch by inch.
- Ron Hamilton
onx4 t1_ityypt8 wrote
It's hard either way because I have no idea how long is an inch or a yard
PuffDaddy_420 t1_itz0jx8 wrote
Daaaang the guy at the cookie factory that slipped that one in there really broke the mold didn’t he
Luiiisnick t1_itz56x8 wrote
What's an cynch
Calenchamien t1_itzhg11 wrote
An extremely easy task
SonicLoverDS t1_itwb9zd wrote
Mile by mile, live in style.