Submitted by tnick771 t3_z2x7t2 in GetMotivated
Choppergold t1_ixivkkj wrote
Going to grow myself into the cockpit next time I fly
originalusername__ t1_ixjd1rv wrote
I tried telling it to the building inspector after I finished rewiring my house but he kept talking all this mess about “codes” and “fire hazards.”
jesuisbryx t1_ixjo5v8 wrote
Just wait until someone asks if there’s a doctor on the plane. You’ve got this.
WarbossWalton t1_ixmkwma wrote
Pull a Frank Reynolds during the Wade Boggs challenge.
jesuisbryx t1_ixo1lz5 wrote
Omg yes! LOL
Purple_is_masculine t1_ixl43dx wrote
To be a successful terrorist you only have to be successful once.
Unfnole23 t1_ixlpjqt wrote
I am the captain now
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