Submitted by Emotional_Composer34 t3_zawodp in GetMotivated
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bilateralunsymetry t1_iypysci wrote
Dude. Same. I just worked 12 hours and my cat wanted me to play with her. I halfheartedly did for about half an hour before he looked at me with disgust and disappointment in her eyes, huffed, and left the room.
TwistedSnoopy t1_iypzrwj wrote
So your cat is a he and a she?
bilateralunsymetry t1_iyq00mu wrote
Aw fuck. It's a she. I'm tired and I've had boy cats all my life until this sweetheart
WhiteHairedWidow t1_iyoe22n wrote
I wonder what our doggies think we do when we leave the house..probably to go on some adventure.
PlayHumankind t1_iypuwg1 wrote
Awe I wonder that also,
RanchPoptarts t1_iyoih23 wrote
I'm not that strong, i didn't deserve his love
AgentChris101 t1_iyp6ahn wrote
Well... I have a cat. The cat calls me Wow woooow wow. And leads me to her food bowl. So I must be wow. The bringer of food
Yavin4Reddit t1_iypo2qn wrote
I’ve never owned a dog. Is that why I don’t believe in myself?
so-pitted-wabam t1_iyokghq wrote
This is great advice thank you. My dog just ate my hamster and I’m switching to paper plates now.
6018674512 t1_iypf2p3 wrote
My dog thinks I am a person who sleeps too much and farts in her face (why does she have to cuddle my butt under my blanket?). I guess I don’t really have to change anything though. Great motivation
TurtleWitch t1_iyq0rg2 wrote
That's enough Reddit for today
WonofOne t1_iyp184d wrote
I’m proud to say I am. They’re equally as awesome though 😇🐶🐶
Trips-Over-Tail t1_iyplc0z wrote
A bigger dog.
d4rkprodigy t1_iyq1j5r wrote
They know we are all fucked up
Naiko32 t1_iyq2poj wrote
well, you literally are, dogs have inconditional love maybe we should start benig a bit more like them in some regards
Godwantspie t1_iyq2z6g wrote
More like be the person you think you're dog thinks you are
brewce47 t1_iyo97td wrote
I’m allergic to dogs ( and cats) 😂
Butterscotchbbq t1_iyq6p7g wrote
Sad
SandyShuffle t1_iyojmgf wrote
Best r/getmotivated post ever
Zech08 t1_iyqeakg wrote
I dunno, what is the average city person doing in the woods off trail.
Auirom t1_iype9an wrote
Your dog thinks your awesome even when you yell at them.
TONKAHANAH t1_iypzbvv wrote
big goofy fun guy with food?
sounds like me. im probably not actually as fun as my dog thinks i am all the time, but who can really live up to those unrealistic standards?
youshouldvebeenthere t1_iyq2n7j wrote
Aah so controling (constantly restricting the dog in natural behaviour) and a psychopath, by excluding the dog from their family when its just a puppy still. Get motivated!
Iclearedweird t1_iyq5sas wrote
My dog was stolen. The dog before that died ☹️
eArticleSolutions t1_iyqedq5 wrote
I have never owned a dog. Cats only. What does that say about me?
Tonlick t1_iyqmy3d wrote
This one is cute
NohPhD t1_iyolncx wrote
Be better than the person your cat assumes you are
philnolan3d t1_iyq0j6f wrote
I don't have a dog. 🙁
enduring_student t1_iyqfc0p wrote
I've seen this line several times, and every time it makes me happy!
DovaDudeButCool t1_iyqisma wrote
Mere animals cannot comprehend my goals
missemic t1_iyqk2q1 wrote
My dog just thinks I am the butt scratcher and a meal delivery service and a heater. My daughter gets the love, I get the butt.
DaFugYouSay t1_iyqk7o3 wrote
By using a shit font and putting it over top of the tiny picture of a person? Y'all need to hire a designer.
Emotional_Composer34 OP t1_iyqly39 wrote
Thank you for your advice.
aurinkopaista t1_iyqkui8 wrote
Haha my dog thinks I'm a weak ass lazy bum who can be manipulated into giving him anything he wants at any time!
yube0 t1_iyr88tz wrote
Doggo 🥲
dranaei t1_iys74jj wrote
Soooo, GOD?
charles_hermann t1_iyokppw wrote
Bad news: I'm the person my cat thinks I am.