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Substantial_Motor_87 t1_j0o7ccc wrote

Tacos dont have bills

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zodar t1_j0opfft wrote

They're also falling apart because they're being eaten.

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Littleman88 t1_j0pxoa3 wrote

And we expect it to happen, so we put a plate and/or another shell below them.

Meanwhile in the real world, we expect it to happen to people, but they're actively taking away the already tiny plate and backup shell.

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Crackedcondombaby27 t1_j0onojc wrote

I actually use a taco as a fallguy, I have my whole company signed to a taco. My tacos has lots of bills.

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Shaddo t1_j0pmh2v wrote

You want to taco bout it bud?

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TDE97 t1_j0pd7li wrote

Or recurring nightmares

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SylvieJay t1_j0qk8zc wrote

Tacos fallen apart are technically Natchos?

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notTumescentPie t1_j0oyn03 wrote

Isn't this a Gabriel Iglesias joke?

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jawanda t1_j0p0ag2 wrote

Yep and the image of him on stage doing stand-up saying this line is a meme in its own right.

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asilenth t1_j0pzeev wrote

His joke is "It's ok to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them"

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[deleted] t1_j0o4raa wrote

From taco to taco salad.

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connie-lingus38 t1_j0p10kc wrote

i fucking hate this quote fuck whoever came up with this bullshit

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Zero_Life_Left t1_j0pew66 wrote

Hey, great advice. My brother was doing great, had a wife and a career. All of a sudden he "fell apart", had a psychotic episode and went into the psychiatric ward at the hospital for 2 years. In that time his wife left him, his debts piled, so he had to declare bankruptcy, and through stress and a poor mental state he suffered a lot of bodily degredations, so he's been unable to work for the last 20 years now. But hey, I'll just remind him that he was just a hard shell tortilla taco that became nachos.

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spinyfever t1_j0ornmb wrote

How dare you compare me to a taco? Tacos are way better and provide way more value to the world. Take it back or were gonna have a problem.

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moishepesach t1_j0pgvi1 wrote

You better than this. You can make the tacos but the tacos can't make you.

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Daisend t1_j0oo7oc wrote

I don’t think they’re amazing because they fall apart. Give me a burrito over a taco everyday.

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Jasong222 t1_j0pdbqe wrote

If only they made hard shell burritos

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Creative_Warning_481 t1_j0pftws wrote

They're called chimichangas

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Jasong222 t1_j0pt9vw wrote

Oh yeah? I've heard the name but don't know what they are. I can't imagine something hard shell that size being successful.

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robertxcii t1_j0r0k22 wrote

Chimichanga is a fried burrito

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Jasong222 t1_j0r0z5a wrote

Ok, yeah I didn't really think it was full on hard shell. I was mostly joking, a hard shell burrito would be ridiculously unwieldy.

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Keirabella999 t1_j0ore8g wrote

Is anybody on this subreddit motivated to not post the same motivational f****** posts I see everywhere?

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Rallye_Man340 t1_j0ofjpz wrote

I always go soft taco because I like try to keep my life together

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52ndstreet t1_j0p25ww wrote

Nachos are just tacos that don’t have their shit together

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nevus_bock t1_j0p34b3 wrote

Is he cosplaying Ian Hecox?

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clevertexthere t1_j0pl5qz wrote

Tacos have something worth the effort on the inside.

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CharleyPilgrim t1_j0pzmpb wrote

i don’t have sour cream in me

yet 😎

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angelsarereal111 t1_j0wi35i wrote

Some days I feel like a.taco, some days I dont

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matrixreloading t1_j0oniun wrote

You're meant to be eaten after you break?

That sounds dumb.

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malloybrick t1_j0os30e wrote

Where is he buying his cheep fall apart tacos. Go to Reynosa, don’t get killed, then find a taco stand that would never pass inspection, but has tables and a kitchen. There you will find tacos that don’t break up until you bite them, even then they don’t crumble.

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jp_rockhound t1_j0oxige wrote

Tacos only become nachos when they fall apart.

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Beneficial-Crow7054 t1_j0p4u2t wrote

Honestly I have been having a really tough time these past few weeks... This helped a little thanks

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Elmst333 t1_j0p58dd wrote

Don't be stealing jokes bro!!!! I'm the joke police. Pull over!

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Honza368 t1_j0p9uyp wrote

This guy low key looks like Gordon Freeman

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Cassereddit t1_j0pb17c wrote

The moral of the story is: be all about that beef and you're automatically awesome

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JonathanBadwolf t1_j0pc616 wrote

Get motivated so you too can steal bits from mediocre comedians for internet points

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Ta-bar-nack t1_j0pjxjw wrote

Fallen apart tacos are not amazing, they are annoying and nobody wants a destroyed taco. This really is a bad analogy.

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krysp432 t1_j0pohnj wrote

Wise man say, “If your taco breaks, you now have Nachos.”

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RoyOfCon t1_j0pvjh7 wrote

Hey if this guy can steal a Gabriel Iglesias joke and reuse it on twitter so can you

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Grhodes1969 t1_j0q39h8 wrote

They don’t have tacos in Russia!

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DeadPoster t1_j0q9hk7 wrote

Deadpool is so right.

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marie_nola t1_j0r0mug wrote

Well good because I am falling apart.

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Moleypeg t1_j0ral9i wrote

Wtf is this nonsense? I’m not food.

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Sad_Art6281 t1_j0oegz3 wrote

inb4 reddit edgelords start shitting on this post

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ColdSpider72 t1_j0oo05m wrote

I would like to start with the lack of punctuation that has become so popular with these. Can we motivate people without contributing to the dumb?

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