ThisNameIsMyUsername t1_j1o9zsc wrote on December 26, 2022 at 1:30 AM

"so anyways, I started blasting"

drewismynamea t1_j1ogrjz wrote on December 26, 2022 at 2:32 AM

Sound like a bad suicide note

n00bn00bAtFreenode t1_j1porb8 wrote on December 26, 2022 at 11:35 AM

I am healthy now, because I had tried but not thought about it when reading. :)

MorkMasher t1_j1p560a wrote on December 26, 2022 at 6:43 AM

I'm going to ask out my crush this week now, thank you for the advice random stranger

emnels19 t1_j1punzw wrote on December 26, 2022 at 12:55 PM

My question is - why are they eating a fortune cookie after a meal with bacon

SomeonesRealAccount t1_j1pyhh8 wrote on December 26, 2022 at 1:38 PM

I eat a fortune cookie after each of my actions. Open a door, Cookie. Close a door, cookie. Walk, cookie. Eat, cookie. Text you, cookie. How else do I know my fortune... Right now, cookie. It says: "WE NEED HELP! THIS DUDE IS TAKING ALL OUR FORTUNE, WE ARE OUT OF STOCK WE NEED TO STOP EM". That means I will meet people today, I should bring my gun.

[deleted] t1_j1py6b3 wrote on December 26, 2022 at 1:35 PM

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