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Karthafilus t1_j38doh8 wrote

I don't think

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Successful_Speech439 t1_j3afxrm wrote

I’d bang ya

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Lovesidli t1_j3agi6a wrote

I'd bang ya

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Lovesidli t1_j3cjkv6 wrote

Is nobody banging me? I knew, it's depressing for me everytime.

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Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j38e1lp wrote

It’s probably better off not to

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djmonsta t1_j38kxbj wrote

Oh I highly doubt that

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Successful_Speech439 t1_j3afzfj wrote

Would bang

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cosmotosed t1_j3eatc0 wrote

Username checks in

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Successful_Speech439 t1_j3ed6ef wrote

😘

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cosmotosed t1_j3eealz wrote

Babe, BABE! You gotta wait till we’re finished checking in to start with that

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drewismynamea t1_j38eace wrote

Maybe like bang bang with a gun

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Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j38eyu4 wrote

Ooof didn’t even think of that one….ya I could see my name on the side of a bullet. 😳

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ashleebryn t1_j3b40o3 wrote

I'd take a bullet for you. Maybe not in the chest, but the arm or leg 😂

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cosmotosed t1_j3eb575 wrote

Nickelback’s classic track “Side of a Bullet” really hits this one home

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Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j3eqn2e wrote

I was hoping someone would call out the reference

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claycubed t1_j38ficw wrote

Not likely, literally nobody knows my name and face besides like family or whatever.

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Vagabond21 t1_j38np0f wrote

Who are they?!

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Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j38s275 wrote

It’s be nice if there was a list with how it’s going to happen 😂

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DanJKI t1_j38it5r wrote

Life-kun, not again please 😳

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G_man252 t1_j3936mt wrote

Sorry Alex (GIRL'S NAME) you're a nice person but no.

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Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j39x377 wrote

Glad my names not Alex!

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TotallynottheCCP t1_j3abrji wrote

I wonder what the odds are that your username is a Lzzy Hale reference...

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Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j3ad2he wrote

The odds are good

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TotallynottheCCP t1_j3afzvd wrote

Nice. She's my fucking idol lol I went to one of their shows at a little dive bar (literally called "The Dive") in South Carolina in 2009 before they blew up and I got to stand like 30 feet from her lol I still remember what she wore that night.

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Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j3ffgmf wrote

I have the biggest crush on her. My vanity plate is mz.Hyde and so many people ask what it is. Y’all been missing out. I can’t wait till she comes back to NH to see her in concert! You’re so lucky to have that memory!

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TotallynottheCCP t1_j3fnvoz wrote

Lol I was tempted to go see her again when she came to Tucson but didn't have anyone that wanted to go so I didn't :/

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Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j3fpwbm wrote

I had just been out of the hospital and learning how to walk when she was here in July… I was so mad lol so crossing fingers she’ll be back this year.

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4WWWest t1_j3a6x29 wrote

*whose not who's (who is)

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Lucky-Mustard t1_j38sxqg wrote

Chanses are im not attracted to that person..

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Ormr1 t1_j3a6s1h wrote

Honestly just like that this made me snort laugh from how sudden it was

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darkoath t1_j3aa0yf wrote

Give me their name and address and let's get to expediting things.

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pokerpro831 t1_j3al4fj wrote

Where is she cause I would like to bang her?

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selfdestruction9000 t1_j39onfo wrote

If you are feeling down, just know that there is someone out there who is new years resolution is to bang you…?

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Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j39xbey wrote

Who ever made this was not In fact smarter then a fifth grader

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BigBossWesker4 t1_j39sef7 wrote

This cute girl was eye fucking the shit out of my car at the gas station today

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seenthewolf t1_j39vir3 wrote

I hope its my wife

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Purson_Person t1_j3bdm66 wrote

Me too but I think it unlikely as she asked for a divorce before Xmas.

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Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j39xdae wrote

I hope so too and it’s in the best way possible 😏

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Substantial_Steak_12 t1_j3ag4th wrote

If there is, they need help. Seriously, I wouldn't bang me either.

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Durkd t1_j3axwpe wrote

🎶I’m starting with the man in the mirror 🎶

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GoodOldeGreg t1_j3aunjb wrote

Looks like both of us are going to be disappointed

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OggyBoggy t1_j3avzh5 wrote

Chances are its a guy. I want girl

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caz1047 t1_j3aw9ky wrote

Not holding back on mine and yeah I have someone in mind I'd like to bang hah! 🤣

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Karnezar t1_j3az704 wrote

You know how in I Am Legend, Will Smith's character sent out an AM frequency recording everyday to inform anyone who was listening that he could provide shelter and food?

I do that too, but instead, I broadcast that I'm available for sex at specific hours.

No takers yet. So I find your motivational post misleading.

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gamefreak2065 t1_j3b2cji wrote

All I know is, their aim sucks cause I haven't heard a bang.

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Bellavonte t1_j3adtpe wrote

I know it was me did it day 1

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bullseye2112 t1_j3aozn0 wrote

Lmfao this is 100% not true for me.

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Acceptable_Air_5830 t1_j3ba7jy wrote

In that case please let me know , i wouldn't mind banging anyone.

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notLilGats t1_j3baalo wrote

without a doubt!…. not me

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Evipicc t1_j3bkd81 wrote

No there isn't.

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MundaneTaco t1_j3bm59g wrote

How many people are really out here making a resolution to bang someone?

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alanbastard t1_j3bpzhy wrote

One C**T in my knickers is more than enough

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thedeebo t1_j3bqehc wrote

Who's = Contraction of "Who is". Whose = Possessive form of "who".

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Sprites7 t1_j3bs8vq wrote

yeah , of course.

almost as probable as i'd be elected next pope

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Spamton496 t1_j3cigqg wrote

Spoiler: >!Only happens if you are a woman!<

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Dessum t1_j3cimf6 wrote

Someone made that their resolution? Eh, it's been a week, I'm sure they gave up on it by now.

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Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j3ffs03 wrote

You know resolutions never last that long

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Dessum t1_j3ftzyx wrote

it's true, I've already given up on dry January, whoever made the resolution for me is l o n g given up by now lol

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swimseven t1_j3d2t5x wrote

Tf? Mildly frightening tbh.

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emmahudd- t1_j3e0vid wrote

i find that doubtful

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