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Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j38e1lp wrote
It’s probably better off not to
drewismynamea t1_j38eace wrote
Maybe like bang bang with a gun
Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j38eyu4 wrote
Ooof didn’t even think of that one….ya I could see my name on the side of a bullet. 😳
claycubed t1_j38ficw wrote
Not likely, literally nobody knows my name and face besides like family or whatever.
Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j38fxfw wrote
We’re safe in the Reddit world…
DanJKI t1_j38it5r wrote
Life-kun, not again please 😳
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RivalFarmGang t1_j38k55z wrote
*on the head with a blunt object.
Entercustomnamehere t1_j38kdmy wrote
I assume with some sort of large hammer in a darkened street.
djmonsta t1_j38kxbj wrote
Oh I highly doubt that
Vagabond21 t1_j38np0f wrote
Who are they?!
Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j38s275 wrote
It’s be nice if there was a list with how it’s going to happen 😂
Lucky-Mustard t1_j38sxqg wrote
Chanses are im not attracted to that person..
G_man252 t1_j3936mt wrote
Sorry Alex (GIRL'S NAME) you're a nice person but no.
claycubed t1_j397mup wrote
Safe is overrated.
majuhlazuh t1_j39axqe wrote
(X) Doubt
Firefliesfast t1_j39cj9d wrote
Gross
justasmalltowndad t1_j39fnnf wrote
As always, the real motivational advice is in the comments.
Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j39hgir wrote
The comments are always the best
Stock-Candidate8040 t1_j39n3m4 wrote
Somehow this doesn't make me feel better lol
selfdestruction9000 t1_j39onfo wrote
If you are feeling down, just know that there is someone out there who is new years resolution is to bang you…?
BigBossWesker4 t1_j39sef7 wrote
This cute girl was eye fucking the shit out of my car at the gas station today
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seenthewolf t1_j39vir3 wrote
I hope its my wife
Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j39wx6g wrote
That’s a win in my book
Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j39x377 wrote
Glad my names not Alex!
Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j39xbey wrote
Who ever made this was not In fact smarter then a fifth grader
Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j39xdae wrote
I hope so too and it’s in the best way possible 😏
LovedCreation t1_j39xlai wrote
Don't do it :D
Ormr1 t1_j3a6s1h wrote
Honestly just like that this made me snort laugh from how sudden it was
4WWWest t1_j3a6x29 wrote
*whose not who's (who is)
AIexanderClamBell t1_j3a6zak wrote
Nah
darkoath t1_j3aa0yf wrote
Give me their name and address and let's get to expediting things.
TotallynottheCCP t1_j3ablt9 wrote
This has got to be a joke.
TotallynottheCCP t1_j3abrji wrote
I wonder what the odds are that your username is a Lzzy Hale reference...
JakeRyback18 t1_j3acdx6 wrote
How bold of you to assume that
Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j3ad2he wrote
The odds are good
Bellavonte t1_j3adtpe wrote
I know it was me did it day 1
Successful_Speech439 t1_j3afxrm wrote
I’d bang ya
Successful_Speech439 t1_j3afzfj wrote
Would bang
TotallynottheCCP t1_j3afzvd wrote
Nice. She's my fucking idol lol I went to one of their shows at a little dive bar (literally called "The Dive") in South Carolina in 2009 before they blew up and I got to stand like 30 feet from her lol I still remember what she wore that night.
Substantial_Steak_12 t1_j3ag4th wrote
If there is, they need help. Seriously, I wouldn't bang me either.
Lovesidli t1_j3agi6a wrote
I'd bang ya
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j3ah3pm wrote
Definitely not.
WolfPupGaming t1_j3ahw97 wrote
PFP does not check out.
IllustriousTravel913 t1_j3ak9v1 wrote
Actually that doesn't make me feel better.
marcsol8 t1_j3akrkx wrote
Now that I can believe
pokerpro831 t1_j3al4fj wrote
Where is she cause I would like to bang her?
moniemonnn t1_j3an21f wrote
Thanks 🥲
Carlthegilbert1997 t1_j3ant2m wrote
Certainly not
popaluka t1_j3aopxs wrote
*whose
bullseye2112 t1_j3aozn0 wrote
Lmfao this is 100% not true for me.
GoodOldeGreg t1_j3aunjb wrote
Looks like both of us are going to be disappointed
OggyBoggy t1_j3avzh5 wrote
Chances are its a guy. I want girl
caz1047 t1_j3aw9ky wrote
Not holding back on mine and yeah I have someone in mind I'd like to bang hah! 🤣
Durkd t1_j3axwpe wrote
🎶I’m starting with the man in the mirror 🎶
Karnezar t1_j3az704 wrote
You know how in I Am Legend, Will Smith's character sent out an AM frequency recording everyday to inform anyone who was listening that he could provide shelter and food?
I do that too, but instead, I broadcast that I'm available for sex at specific hours.
No takers yet. So I find your motivational post misleading.
gamefreak2065 t1_j3b2cji wrote
All I know is, their aim sucks cause I haven't heard a bang.
ashleebryn t1_j3b40o3 wrote
I'd take a bullet for you. Maybe not in the chest, but the arm or leg 😂
StayAccountable_ t1_j3b4h1n wrote
doubt no more, i’d bang
Acceptable_Air_5830 t1_j3ba7jy wrote
In that case please let me know , i wouldn't mind banging anyone.
notLilGats t1_j3baalo wrote
without a doubt!…. not me
Purson_Person t1_j3bdm66 wrote
Me too but I think it unlikely as she asked for a divorce before Xmas.
Evipicc t1_j3bkd81 wrote
No there isn't.
MundaneTaco t1_j3bm59g wrote
How many people are really out here making a resolution to bang someone?
MoonKnightSan t1_j3bngdc wrote
I don’t think so
En-TitY_ t1_j3boxrc wrote
F
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Safe_Reporter_8259 t1_j3bpo88 wrote
I highly doubt that
alanbastard t1_j3bpzhy wrote
One C**T in my knickers is more than enough
thedeebo t1_j3bqehc wrote
Who's = Contraction of "Who is". Whose = Possessive form of "who".
Sprites7 t1_j3bs8vq wrote
yeah , of course.
almost as probable as i'd be elected next pope
Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j3c6t45 wrote
I didn’t write the actual “meme” just posted it.
thedeebo t1_j3c70j7 wrote
Just a PSA.
romeaRabbit t1_j3c7og6 wrote
That cracked me up.
Spamton496 t1_j3cigqg wrote
Spoiler: >!Only happens if you are a woman!<
Dessum t1_j3cimf6 wrote
Someone made that their resolution? Eh, it's been a week, I'm sure they gave up on it by now.
Karthafilus t1_j3cjer2 wrote
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Lovesidli t1_j3cjkv6 wrote
Is nobody banging me? I knew, it's depressing for me everytime.
Karthafilus t1_j3cjtdm wrote
But then you're petrified.
sensitivepistachenut t1_j3clmbv wrote
Well, a woman crashed in his shelter eventually, didn't she?
majuhlazuh t1_j3cvzmv wrote
swimseven t1_j3d2t5x wrote
Tf? Mildly frightening tbh.
Mediocre_Nobody001 t1_j3d6upk wrote
Not so good if you're incarcerated.
emmahudd- t1_j3e0vid wrote
i find that doubtful
cosmotosed t1_j3eaarm wrote
I’d not Not-Bang you.
cosmotosed t1_j3eao95 wrote
The best are always the comments, everytime.
cosmotosed t1_j3eatc0 wrote
Username checks in
cosmotosed t1_j3eb575 wrote
Nickelback’s classic track “Side of a Bullet” really hits this one home
cosmotosed t1_j3eb9wg wrote
Will you guys get naked already?? 😒
cosmotosed t1_j3ebejo wrote
For all your money and all your sexy looks
Successful_Speech439 t1_j3ed6ef wrote
cosmotosed t1_j3eealz wrote
Babe, BABE! You gotta wait till we’re finished checking in to start with that
Successful_Speech439 t1_j3eedq7 wrote
cosmotosed t1_j3eehym wrote
#OMG you brought friends!
Successful_Speech439 t1_j3eerb0 wrote
cosmotosed t1_j3eja7l wrote
We cant fit all these people in a simple bedroom!
Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j3eqn2e wrote
I was hoping someone would call out the reference
Lovesidli t1_j3f1r69 wrote
I'd still bang you.
Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j3ffgmf wrote
I have the biggest crush on her. My vanity plate is mz.Hyde and so many people ask what it is. Y’all been missing out. I can’t wait till she comes back to NH to see her in concert! You’re so lucky to have that memory!
Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j3ffs03 wrote
You know resolutions never last that long
TotallynottheCCP t1_j3fnvoz wrote
Lol I was tempted to go see her again when she came to Tucson but didn't have anyone that wanted to go so I didn't :/
Mz_hyde350z OP t1_j3fpwbm wrote
I had just been out of the hospital and learning how to walk when she was here in July… I was so mad lol so crossing fingers she’ll be back this year.
Dessum t1_j3ftzyx wrote
it's true, I've already given up on dry January, whoever made the resolution for me is l o n g given up by now lol
cosmotosed t1_j3hr1yf wrote
I dont like being still i like being in motion
Karthafilus t1_j4upbta wrote
I Bang ya
Lovesidli t1_j4uph6r wrote
Thanks mate. I'm done with life now. Love you.
Karthafilus t1_j38doh8 wrote
I don't think