Submitted by soRefuel119 t3_1092ttr in GetMotivated
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parabolicurve t1_j3wwp20 wrote
I think this was back in the good old days when morphine and heroin were over the counter medicine.
thuglife_7 t1_j3xoiav wrote
As someone with a newborn, the term sleep like a baby is an insult
theyellowbaboon t1_j3zhgin wrote
It gets better. At six months, I promise. You’ll forget.
theyellowbaboon t1_j3zhegh wrote
Everyone who says that they sleep like a baby either wakes up every two hours screaming or doesn’t know what they’re talking about.
eternal8phoenix t1_j3wn92w wrote
Athletes put exercise above all else and frequently injure themselves.
Nutritionist is not a recognized term and has no professional meaning- technically the hamburgaler could legally describe themselves as a nutritionist.
Babies wake constantly.
Overall...2/10
Crash_69 t1_j3x3zc5 wrote
That's terrible advice! There are very few people who could follow it. It's a recipe for failure and disappointment.
Be more realistic folks. Set achievable goals, then move the bar higher. You'll get ther!
Abarsn20 t1_j3zo3y5 wrote
It’s not advice silly goose. It’s just a motivational meme.
LadyLycanVamp t1_j3w386p wrote
Wake up every 2 hours screaming for a boob? Count me in lol
MyAntichrist t1_j3wqer7 wrote
Also, sometimes because you wet yourself or worse.
GroveTC t1_j3yb8vh wrote
Expelled? -Hermione Granger
HappyHighwayman t1_j3wk9qx wrote
Babies wake up crying all the time. Athletes suffer terrible debilitating injuries.
ThePepperPopper t1_j3xghjo wrote
*Eat like a dietitian
Nutritionist is not a protected term and is meaningless
And no, I'm not very fun at parties.
wise_quoter t1_j3wflfx wrote
Make love like virgin ))
-SKYMEAT- t1_j3xj29m wrote
So poorly?
Magicalunicorny t1_j3xzag1 wrote
Poop like nobody's watching
2000DollarFiletOFish t1_j3x7u5z wrote
Win like a champion
Airzingis t1_j3xh61f wrote
AND FART LIKE A MAN!
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[deleted] t1_j3x0acc wrote
Always!
carnivorousdentist t1_j3xg117 wrote
Walk like an Egyptian
ShootWalk2 t1_j3xkez1 wrote
And find the time like a theory of relativity.
Stahner t1_j3yujr7 wrote
I’m sorry but this shit is so corny
[deleted] t1_j3yumvn wrote
Cringe
Lvl99Cheerio t1_j3z4ep2 wrote
Win what. These are so fucking corny
HotHamBoy t1_j3z8twr wrote
Scroll like a loser
codechimpin t1_j3ze0fm wrote
Beat your meat like it owes you $20
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Minute_Junket9340 t1_j3zrayt wrote
If you train like an athlete you'll sleep like a grandpa 😂 godamn hurts everywhere 😂
DefTheOcelot t1_j3zs2h6 wrote
I sleep like a baby
Wake up every three hours, cry sometimes, and desperately want naps in the middle of the day.
ScratchBomb t1_j3zyg54 wrote
Advice for 2023. Try your best but also cut yourself some slack.
Tengakola t1_j40c7br wrote
Sleep like you don’t have a baby
deathbyBayshore t1_j4yzncj wrote
fail like nuclear powerplant?
sahymuhn t1_j3w3jif wrote
Never understood the sleep like a baby part.
They don’t sleep that well. Wake up two / three times a night demanding food and nappy change.
But we use it to signify a good nights sleep?