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Nurisija t1_j3xyh6w wrote

Great, now I'm disgusted with myself too.

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skunkadelic t1_j3y27d6 wrote

So you're overpriced and spoil quickly?

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auggie25 t1_j3yc390 wrote

So basically - I’m hit-or-miss and don’t last long. Me to a TEE

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jlmckelvey91 t1_j3ydmyr wrote

Don't believe the sign. You're queso. Know your worth.

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path20 t1_j3ytbk3 wrote

I prefer the queso dip. With jalapenos.

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Pubelication t1_j3z8b0r wrote

Guacamole makes me fart those bubbly/sweaty long ones that strike about 30 seconds after discharge with the power of rotting meat odor lingering in a container in the Los Angeles heat at noon.

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StarrySunflower714 t1_j3zium3 wrote

Eww I’d rather be free salsa. I don’t get the obsession with the mushy green mess.

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thekatsass2014 t1_j3zqrfw wrote

Well that tracks. I don’t like guacamole. I don’t like myself. 🤷‍♂️

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CalamityLane t1_j3ztpdn wrote

Don’t disparage salsa like that ! She’s beautiful , tasty , full of vitamins , fiber and antioxidants . And if you treat her right, she packs a punch!

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slick514 t1_j3zukmu wrote

Damn. I love free salsa. Free salsa is where it's at. Free chips and salsa is why I always end up taking my actual meal home to eat the next day.

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Boomsta22 t1_j3zz752 wrote

If everyone's guacamole, then no one's guacamole. So do we treat some other people like free salsa or do we treat everyone like guacamole? But we're not supposed to let anyone treat us like free salsa, so as good guacamoles, we shouldn't treat others like free salsa, right? Because we wouldn't want to be treated like free salsa and we out to treat others with more respect than one would free salsa.

I fucking hate avocados anyways. Downvote me for hating the buttery testicle fruit. Idc. I didn't come here to be pedantic, I came here to say I don't get it.

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Bigmachingon t1_j3zz7tm wrote

guacamole is free in many places in mexico, just like salsa

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mu3llErs t1_j3zzzyo wrote

I look like poop and I’m full of fat???

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graywolf0026 t1_j40139e wrote

Oh. Look. Two things I don't like and can't eat due to cilantro and the fact it'll kill me.

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porcelainwax t1_j401etu wrote

Replying to spaggielee (#1,338,745)

Sometimes it’s the reason I go to a place. Salsa is my favorite food if I base the list on amount consumed; if a place has their own great salsa you’d better believe I’m gonna frequent that place.

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Just_Me_2218 t1_j403alf wrote

And now I have that song stuck in my head.

Gauc-amole. Guac-guacamole. A-vocado. A-A-vocado.

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morbidbutwhoisnt t1_j405w8c wrote

Everyone loves free salsa though. Not everyone lives guacamole.

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Greenthumbisthecolor t1_j407pan wrote

does anyone read these things and actually feel motivated? or even positive in any way?

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universalrifle t1_j4083ds wrote

I really like the free salsa and it is a surprise cause you have to pay at most places. Treat me like free salsa. Drink me up and ask for more. I have many purposes and will always make whatever you get a little better

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Larrybear1234 t1_j40e3co wrote

Everyone loves free salsa. Telling me im guac is a huge insult. Thats not cool

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kykyks t1_j40sfy8 wrote

ok this is a motivation poster i can get behind

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ch1ckenz t1_j41vn9c wrote

Ok don’t hate on free salsa, give me second please!

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coughdrop1989 t1_j41w6d4 wrote

I get nasty looking after a couple minutes in the air and not stirred then set aside because I "browned" and never get touched cause I look gross? Nah I'll be the free salsa. Everyone loves free salsa.

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gooblergobler t1_j427hm2 wrote

I wanna be queso with a little green chilli on top

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jsaucedo t1_j42rxd3 wrote

I like being salsa, no one says no to me

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jordonmears t1_j42sl97 wrote

Who the fuck wants to be the nasty green stuff that turns into even nastier brown stuff after 2 hours

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Zero_Burn t1_j42zp2y wrote

But I don't like guacamole. Which tracks since I don't like myself either.

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xkoreotic t1_j43el6o wrote

In all seriousness, what is this supposed to even mean?

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