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stobors t1_j4b4qft wrote

TIL my step-father was a philosopher.

His saying was: "Boy, a hard head gonna make for a soft ass and I aim to tenderize yours."

And he proceeded to do so many times over the course of my teenage years.l

It made me smarter about not getting caught.

Then I realized that if I didn't do <insert teen problem>, I didn't have to worry about being caught.

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Johnnyb777 t1_j4b6w8p wrote

My father was too..."Wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which one fills up first."

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Asisreo1 t1_j4c4mg6 wrote

The beginning of your comment sounds like the beginning of a gay porno.

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stobors t1_j4dzbyq wrote

Haha, yes, but I never called him step-daddy.

He was one of those old-school assholes that I didn't pick up the pearls of wisdom from as a hard-headed stupid teenager.

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