When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these !?! Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you KNOW who I am? I am the man whose going to burn your house down WITH THE LEMONS! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!