[Image] Mediocre will always be better that none.Submitted by Zippy926 t3_118oy8y in GetMotivated
DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE t1_j9ipetm wrote
My wife casually said once when I said something wasn’t my finest performance that “by definition, you can only have one finest performance, so don’t beat yourself up for trying.”
The_River_Is_Still t1_j9kx4ig wrote
Marry her.
Edit: I’m stupid and read quick as gf.
So divorce her, then remarry her, apparently.
thaddeus423 t1_j9juv8j wrote
Lovely.
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DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE t1_j9kmdvg wrote
Uh this wasn’t about sex, this was about an interview lol
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Fancy_Female t1_j9kw7nd wrote
I'm not saying your thing is about sex. And OP wasn't saying his thing was about a conversation between you and your wife about a performance.
The topic is about a concept broader than specifically the Wright Brothers too. Sex is only as irrelevant as the wright brothers, or your non-sex-related performance. This topic encompasses it all, and doesn't prevent us from talking about specifically the Wright Brothers.
anxious_lifeform t1_j9l6yh7 wrote
You sound like an idiot, do you realize that?
Fancy_Female t1_j9lorbg wrote
You sound like I fucked your wife, and then when you confronted her, she told you she was leaving you.
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Fancy_Female t1_j9kwplh wrote
Someone can't take a joke. Want a Kleenex, dear?
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Fancy_Female t1_j9kzqsg wrote
You seem sensitive. What's this really about?
scottydc91 t1_j9kzksh wrote
Jokes don't take 5 paragraphs to try to convey.
Fancy_Female t1_j9kzx9r wrote
You're partially right in that sometimes jokes can be much shorter
For example, Your mom made a joke with just one word - your name
scottydc91 t1_j9l1r3e wrote
You roast like a Tumblr addict from 2012, please touch grass like others have already told you.
Fancy_Female t1_j9l27ax wrote
Seems I've touched a nerve 😏
scottydc91 t1_j9l2e3i wrote
I don't think you understand how internet comments work Lmao. Oh well bait is bait
Fancy_Female t1_j9l3629 wrote
Why you mad bro? It's just a game
scottydc91 t1_j9kzg7k wrote
Are you okay this wasn't about sex whatsoever.
Fancy_Female t1_j9kzm6g wrote
This is irrelevant. This wasn't about whether or not I'm okay.
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