I am Bluffwatcher, from Thunder Bluff!

I don't give a fook where ya from, Bluffwatcher! Ye sound like a hillbilly with nothin' better to do than to waste me time. What do ya want?

We need a strong champion to advocate Blizzard giving Thunder Bluff portals. Will you aid us in our mission, champion?

Ha! Portals? Ye think I have time for such nonsense? I'm a busy man, Bluffwatcher. I don't have time to waste on trivial matters. Maybe ye should take care of yer own problems and stop relying on others to do the hard work for ye.

I have taken your advice and rolled a Tauren Mage to provide portals for Thunder Bluff. Thanks for the pep talk, champ.

Well, it's about time ye got some sense knocked into ye. Maybe there's hope for ye yet, Bluffwatcher. But don't go thinking that just because ye rolled a Tauren Mage, I'm going to give ye a pat on the back. That's the bare minimum that anyone can do. Now get outta here before I change me mind about ye.