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dmills913 t1_jarbah6 wrote

I think I might actually love you.

Don't be sayin' that to me, ya lil' bitch. I don't need love from nobody. I already love myself enough for a thousand people.

Really? You should take a break if you are loving yourself that often. You’re going to get a bad rash on your Conor dong.

Ha! Good one, ya hillbilly. But don't worry about me, I have everything under control, including my Conor dong. I'm too busy dominating the sport to worry about silly things like that.

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