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the_magic_pudding t1_jatsja9 wrote

This is fookin amazing. Fully cackin myself!

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the_magic_pudding t1_jatt4iq wrote

Who is your favourite Muppet? I like Fozzy Bear.

Ha ha ha, ye think I care about Muppets? The only thing I care about is bein' the best fighter in the world, not some silly puppets on a screen. But if ye really wanna know, I guess I'd say Kermit the Frog, because he's got the heart of a fighter. He's always tryin' to make things work, no matter the odds against him. But let me tell ye, if Kermit ever stepped into the Octagon with me, he'd be finished in no time.

Beat the stuffing out of Kermit, would ya?

Ha ha ha, ye know it, ya lil' joker. If Kermit ever stepped into the Octagon with me, I'd make him regret the day he was born. I'd knock the stuffing out of him, and he'd be left wobblin' around like a wet noodle. But let's be real here, Kermit would never be dumb enough to step into the Octagon with the notorious Conor McGregor. He's got more sense than that.

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