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SheepDip82 t1_j14fxmc wrote

"Jewe"

Nope. Not shouting that in the park.

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jesstifer t1_j15fkxa wrote

A former friend had a neighbor with a cat named "Knickers" that tended to wander off. He'd often be out on his front porch hollering "Knickers! KNICKERS!!"

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hmchief t1_j15502c wrote

Fenton ... Fenton ... FENTON!!!!

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ArthursFist t1_j15t4f4 wrote

Is Fenton ill? He’s been throwing up.

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_sLLiK t1_j14naha wrote

Even though our dog already has a well-established name that he recognizes and responds to, I have of late begun to occasionally refer to him as Barktholomew Wigglebutticus Underfoot.

Because reasons.

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Doctor3ZZZ t1_j16j521 wrote

I wonder if he’s a distant cousin to my pooch H. Wagglebottom?

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dWog-of-man t1_j14axuy wrote

I got one that said “Rude-ynowgh”. Wtf

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unclejarjarbinks t1_j14clfj wrote

I got Seyntamownde. How the hell am I gonna yell that if he runs off?

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Sufficient_Ad_9045 t1_j14fz4d wrote

"Sir Humps all dawgs" will be his medieval name if I had a dog.

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jesstifer t1_j15gcqg wrote

He already has one. Sir Archibald Tongueston Wigglebottom, Lord of Couch End and Prince of Pillowtop.

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RockyDify t1_j156fdr wrote

Rude. Seems appropriate for my dog. He is rude

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f1345 t1_j14si8q wrote

Some of the background images seem very strange, or did I accidentally take a handful of mushrooms?

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sreek4r t1_j14z2nz wrote

'Pusse'... Yeah, no.

"Pusse, come here girl."

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shazspaz t1_j14yzei wrote

I can live with "Fynche"

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Stoney_4 t1_j153hl9 wrote

Garlik has a nice ring to it

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dershmoo t1_j1543bv wrote

Corage. Pretty cool actually.

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neoncleric t1_j15gnzg wrote

“Beste-Of-All” I basically already call him that tho

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Wazootyman13 t1_j15j0fv wrote

Hmmmm, my dog's name is Guffman and his full name is Sir Guffman Puppen.

Which, seems more apt than the ones the generator spawned

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FilmKC t1_j15m0ek wrote

“Crapawde” 🤨

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kiawithaT t1_j164rfp wrote

Dasyberde.

I'm going to choose to read this as 'daisy beard' and depending on the dog, I'd consider it.

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SirThatsCuba t1_j178ex2 wrote

Farticus isn't on the list, is it?

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Busterlimes t1_j14se9i wrote

I named my dog Hodor 7 years ago

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Neverforgetdumbo t1_j15larr wrote

‘Blamer’. It doesn’t know how accurate it is.

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ImRunningAmok t1_j15lruv wrote

Are these going to be next hot baby names??

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FrankTankly t1_j15ohc2 wrote

“Gygge” lol, sure, why not?

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lizzie1hoops t1_j15oi5b wrote

How are we pronouncing Nymhiswed?

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mbp_szigeti t1_j15qqt1 wrote

He's already called Lord Anton Fluffenburg. Snack bearers may call him Fluffy

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fnord_bronco t1_j15qrgp wrote

I gave my dog a Roman emperor name: Tiberius Claudius Dumbass.

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Aircoll t1_j15r9nm wrote

Tulley Mulley is surprisingly a cute name

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ElementalWheel t1_j15sep7 wrote

I literally got “names”.

Pwffyne was another one….

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DirtyD_InTheMorning t1_j15w0or wrote

My dogs name is already Reginald. Isn't that good enough

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diesSaturni t1_j1617ot wrote

Baldrick, otherwise Turnip is also acceptable

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badnewsbets t1_j16a0ez wrote

Whew, I got “Dere-ybowgt”

Good girl Dere-ybowgt!! 🥴

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fitty50two2 t1_j16a4in wrote

I got Feris, I could say “Bueller….Bueller” when he doesn’t listen

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metastasized t1_j16feev wrote

My favorite was “Thought”

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mexican-casserole t1_j16ol4u wrote

Terry lol

The only Terry I can think of seems like a great person so I'm cool with it.

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lala6633 t1_j16q03m wrote

Sir Walt Wagger

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Almightyriver t1_j172aob wrote

Dutcheman feels racially motivated..

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8Bells t1_j172gvw wrote

Sparenot and Amyable (like amiable? I guess?)

.... Rex was probably more of a people name back then.

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iaintlyon t1_j179iv3 wrote

Wype! Come! Don’t you “but” me Wype!

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Aceandstuff t1_j195eyd wrote

One of the first ones was "Boye". Not much has changed!

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GiraffeyManatee t1_j1pvd2z wrote

Solace and Muskette are an odd pair, rather like my dogs.

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