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Tell-Me-To-Work t1_j1wx70v wrote

Reply to comment by arto64 in High-Five strangers over the internet by arto64

I pressed the high five button and then I placed the phone against my naked bottom. Someone in Japan high fived my bare arse.

How are you going to deal with that?

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arto64 OP t1_j1x2zdu wrote

Hm, I could try some type of AI touchscreen-arse detection, then I can run a heavy JavasScript loop to sufficiently heat up the phone battery , which should make you remove the phone from your arse.

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sgrams04 t1_j1wyfeh wrote

He obviously didn’t test this thoroughly

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