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not_a_droid t1_jc4bg17 wrote

the need to piss? Oh wait I forget, I am old

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Scoob1978 t1_jc3ratm wrote

Alarm cock sounds like the first signs of an STD.

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Giyuus_SLut t1_jc57mwa wrote

Its funny getting morning wood

...Funny until you realise you're a girl.

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Ludwigofthepotatoppl t1_jc4yyat wrote

If a tree rises in the woods and you’re asleep, does it wake you up?

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Scevs t1_jc57f68 wrote

Your mom.

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mycoolredditname99 t1_jc4qhti wrote

My alarm cock has to use the bathroom 3 times during the night. That's how it wake me up.

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jbeech- t1_jc59k44 wrote

Stiffer pisser whizzer.

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9fingfing t1_jc5vcl0 wrote

That is a potent one!

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spidermike4498 t1_jc6r3wg wrote

The 2×4 when you fall asleep on the job.

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mileswilliams t1_jc70a27 wrote

Dawn Horn

Morning Glory (also a really delicious Thai dish)

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