Submitted by WarlikeDisco t3_11zzvnn in Jokes
I mean, it goes without saying…
Submitted by WarlikeDisco t3_11zzvnn in Jokes
I mean, it goes without saying…
I reckon Norton beat me to a lot of things.
Why are you letting this Norton fellow beat you?
plot twist: op is nortons wife
Mind your own kinks
One of my all time favourites! The wordplay in that book is so fun.
My first thought. :D
Oh wow I totally forgot about that book
I can not tell you how happy I am to see this comment at the top. This is my absolute favorite book.
Perfect car for my wife. 20 years and the car never left the garage.
Doesn't Rihanna have a song about that car?
Fantastic feature! “No, honey, really, I love to listen to you ramble stream of consciousness for hours on end when we’re driving, I’d never try to silence you, it’s just that the car literally will not move if you don’t shut the fuck up.”
Better hope it hears you when you're just about to crash and you're screaming for your life.
That’s not bad.
How the phrase “walkie talkie” came about.
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Wive's are forbidden....
Yeah, they just keep telling the driver to STFU and go.
James 3:16 "For where envying and strife is there is confusion and every kind of evil work ." All sins require a little bit of uncaring selfishness to accomplish, either to God or to neighbors. Matthew 4:17 "For at about that time Jesus began to preach, repent the Kingdom of heaven is at hand." Repent: to change your mind, to change your ways to believe in Jesus and what he said who is himself equated as being the New Testament itself and the Word, message, and Logos: λόγος of the Living God Elohim. (See John 1:1 & 14) Note: When someone ask for forgiveness at each point in the past you did something wrong you wish you had done the right thing. Love Jesus, build hope faith and trust on his word. God wanted to know who thought being a good person is important. Read the KJV and pray for wisdom
I mean the biggest joke in history is Christianity so the post is on topic
Well, I guess some think that, but what you don't know can kill you. You believe these evolutionists?: They say, humans have been around for hundreds of thousands of years? They say, the human brain-sized doubled 40000 years ago? I think contrary to them the stage was set before you got to the play. Be prudent to prophesy. God wanted to know who thought being a good person is important.
himitsumono t1_jdf4pld wrote
Sorry ... Norton Juster beat you to it. In 1960-ish.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom_Tollbooth