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i_notold t1_je4b8jq wrote
He drove his mom to the hospital when she went into labor for him.
Yuckfou1904 t1_je4ik0f wrote
Chuck Norris added the element of Surprise to the periodic table.
texasslapshot t1_je4c240 wrote
Chuck Norris' beard is one year older.
potatobro7 t1_je4cvh9 wrote
Chuck Norris can run so fast that he can run around the entire planet and punch himself in the back of the head.
When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris'd.
Under Chuck Norris' beard isn't a chin, it is yet another fist.
allnightdisco t1_je4gin4 wrote
He was the stunt double for Optimus Prime.
RaiseOutside8472 t1_je4k01l wrote
when he was a baby he baby sitted all of the babysitters in his city
RaiseOutside8472 t1_je4k65d wrote
when he was 5 his math teacher took classes from chuck and was finally able to complete his math degree through chucks help
buzz_22 t1_je4an2d wrote
Chuck Norris created the giraffe when he uppercut a horse.