Chuck Norris created the giraffe when he uppercut a horse.

He drove his mom to the hospital when she went into labor for him.

Chuck Norris' beard is one year older.

Chuck Norris can run so fast that he can run around the entire planet and punch himself in the back of the head.

When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris'd.

Under Chuck Norris' beard isn't a chin, it is yet another fist.

He was the stunt double for Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris added the element of Surprise to the periodic table.

when he was a baby he baby sitted all of the babysitters in his city

when he was 5 his math teacher took classes from chuck and was finally able to complete his math degree through chucks help